Margaret, you like sweat, don't you. Margaret--it is Margaret, isn't it? Of course it is. You know, your eyebrow drives me crazy. It's so thick, i'ts so dark, so very...connected. You're a stone cold fox, Margaret. You're a stone cold fox, and I want you. I gotta have you--I need you. I want you inside me. But you know that, don't you, Margaret?
“The Gang Gets Held Hostage” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Dennis Reynolds (2), Liam (2), Charlie Kelly (1), Mac McDonald (1), Sweet Dee Reynolds (1), Frank Reynolds (1)
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.
Start breaking bricks wet nips!
Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.
(walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches?
Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
Like tissue paper.
GET ON YER KNEES BITCHES!
We're takin' you bitches hostage.
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