How glad are you that our two families are merging together, sis?
So glad that if you ever call me that again it will be the last thing you ever say, Chuck!
“School Lies” · Season 1, Episode 12
In this episode: Vanessa Abrams (4), Chuck Bass (3), Blair Waldorf (2), Gossip Girl (2), Serena van der Woodsen (1), Dan Humphrey (1)
Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price...
You're sick!
You're welcome!
Spotted -- Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime, there's no reason you can't serve your sentence in style...
[to Chuck]: What's that? Your stripper money?
[to Ms. Queller] I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should I walk you through it?
So what will it be, Dan? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend and her nasty cohorts?
Dad. Vanessa and I are going out.
[to Serena] Why don't I turn that one-piece into a no-piece?
If you didn't pay your rent with it, what did you do with Chuck's money?
I may have created a medical grant for teens with genital herpes. In his name.
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