[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.
“The Magnificent Archibalds” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (6), Dan Humphrey (6), Aaron (4), Chuck Bass (3), Serena van der Woodsen (3), Rufus Humphrey (3), Jenny Humphrey (2), Lily van der Woodsen (2)
[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.
She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!
He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.
You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.
This is your family now, get with the program and fast.
BBart
[to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.
Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Remember, Blair should learn to.
A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour.
Are you baking already?
I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?
Serena; He's making dinner for us. Which would be completely romantic and amazing, except when I asked him where he was today, he said he was hanging out with a friend. I know I'm probably being neurotic, but all I could think of was, is his friend a girl? A girl he kisses?
Jenny, he's your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him.
Um, thank you, Mrs. Bass, for letting me stay here and everything, but I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna-
Well, get some rest. We can talk some more tomorrow.
I saw your father today.
I had a feeling.
You know that thing in the Spring with Georgina? You two are getting serious. I'm sure you guys talked about that.
[pauses] Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely ... I'm gonna go pay for this.
Aaron I just don't see her as complicated ... So would you say they're cheddar people or are they more goaty?
Mmm. Serena's not that big into cheese. You might wanna go with the Wines of Southern France.
Well I guess you don't know her as well as you think you do. She doesn't drink anymore.
Oh, well, not problematically of course. At least not for ... months.
Months?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Gossip Girl pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.