“Roman Holiday” quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

[Via text message] So how did you fake your virginity for N?

[About Blair] Looks like Daddy's girl isn't sugar and spice and everything nice after all.

Dan

The arts and crafts were impressive, but how did you manage the real snow?

Serena

[Laughs] I'm well connected.

Dan

This is, without question, the best Christmas ever.

Serena

Ever. In the history of Christmas.

Eleanor, we've been friends for a long time. Since before Marc Jacobs went into rehab.

Eleanor

Friends don't steal other friends' husbands.

Blair

You know, I called you about an hour ago, BTW. You're late.

Serena

Um, you're lucky I'm even here at all. It's Christmas Eve and I still haven't found a gift for Dan. Now, all the stores are closing and I'm totally screwed. Do you have any idea what you can buy for under fifty dollars these days?

Blair

I don't know. A single entrée in a mid-price restaurant? Three-quarters of a DVD box set? Maybe a pair of Wilfrid stockings?

Serena

Oh, stockings! Yes! Great idea for Dan! Blair, please, this is serious.

Blair

I don't know, why don't you buy him a gold money clip for forty-nine, ninety-nine. He won't know the difference.

Some families actually do make the Yuletide gay, managing to leave their troubles far away. [scene cuts to the Humphreys] Other families have a merry little Christmas even when their troubles aren't so far away. [scene cuts to the van der Woodsens] Some presents might end up getting returned. Some gifts are for keeps. [scene cuts to Rufus standing outside the Palace] Other presents come when you least expect them. [scene cuts back to Bart Bass down on one knee] And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. [scene cuts to Blair picking up her phone to read Chuck's text message] Then there are those boxes you wish you had never opened. Have a holly, jolly Christmas! XOXO Gossip Girl.