[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]
Who? What? When? Where? Why?
We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
And you were on the floor.
I didn't want to hurt my back.
Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
That was one time, it was chilly.
Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
There, there Georgie. It's going to be okay.
GSGeorgina's Mom
No. This time it won't.
Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.
That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.
When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.
You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
Best man speech going that well?
There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Not a dry eye there either.
Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. [Fixes Chuck's bowtie.]
Except you, save me a dance? [Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said]
Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. [Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him] Ha, break a leg [sarcastically]
I need to talk to you. Your father's leaving.
He just stepped out to call my mom.
Everything okay? [Chuck says "no" at the same time that Nate says "yes"]
He had his car brought around.
He probably left his phone in it.
Right before the ceremony I saw him with a guy doing a deal. Looked like drugs.
My father is clean, Chuck. What are you spying on him?
Look, I know you hate me. I was in love with Blair and I'm sorry. We do not have time to argue about this.
That was quite a speech. All your hard work must've paid off.
That wasn't what I wrote. [They begin to dance] I was inspired in the moment...Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.
You mean like blogging to Gossip girl about our sex life and comparing me to your dad's sweaty, old horse?
Chuck What's your point?
You don't belong with Nate, never have, never will.
You don't belong with anyone. [They kiss.]
Let's take it slow this time. Do it right.
Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew?
Now you do. That's all that matters.
