I just hope that the pig Barbara inspires the children that eat her as much as the real Barbara inspired me.
S3 E9Extraordinary Merry Christmas
These bells make me homesick.
You mean like church bells and stuff?
No. My brother Seamus gets lost all the time, So my dad made him wear a bell around his neck so we can always find him.
Smart.
Sam, I was wondering if you'd like to be my Valentine's Day sponsor as well. I mean, you did such a good job being a Christmas sponsor, I figured you'd have no problem helping me land a snog or two by February.
Deal. But you have to help me learn to perfect my Sean Connery. I'm telling you, impressions are the best way to get a chick.
S3 E10Yes/No
[voiceover in a British accent] I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley high school. I'm not only co-captain of the Cheerios, I'm president of the Perfect Attendance Club, and I won a participation award in rhythmic gymnastics. You may be wondering why I sound like the queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters. Okay, let's get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I'm extremely picky. [sees Rory] For instance, Rory grins too much. He looks like an insane person. [sees Puck] Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head? [sees Mike] No Chang-do. I'm no rice queen.
It's ‘cause I'm white, right?
CRCoach Roz Washington
Sam Evans? I'm Coach Roz Washington. And you are one strange looking kid. I've never seen lips like that on a white child, and one of your nipples is higher than the other. I bet you've had to overcome a lot with those crooked nipples. Well, I know a thing or two about overcoming. When I was growing up, they said that black folks couldn't swim. But I had a DREAM! that one day I would get to the promised land. So I swam out there and got my forty acres and a pool.
SSwimmer
Coach Roz was an Olympian.
CRCoach Roz Washington
That's right. I won this Bronze damn Olympic Medal in Beijing, China for individual synchronized swimming. I bet you didn't even know there was such a thing as individual synchronized swimming. Nod to me if I'm getting trough to you, nod to me!
[nods]
CRCoach Roz Washington
I'm gonna say one thing to you, Sam Evans, and I'm only gonna say it once. If you pee in my pool, I will kill you.
My dad was a war hero. I have an obligation to him to be a good man, to make something of myself, to help people like he did.
He died a hero's death, right?
CCarol
He died in Cincinnati. Your dad was a good man. He was brave and true. He had the same goofy sense of humor you do. But he didn't die in Iraq. He served over there but something happened to him. I never found out what. I don't know if he did something or saw something or just lost his way but he broke. After being dishonorably discharged, he had a drug problem that he tried to get over when he came home. For you mostly but then he would just disappear for a day or a week sometimes. One day he just didn't come back. It was an overdose.
I've got high school hero, life zero written all over me. Except I have you. Rachel.
The future used to be such an abstract idea. And, the dream was enough, you know? Now the future has the nerve to show up and it's expecting us to do something and it's not interested in giving a lending hand.
S3 E11Michael
I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough.
They can take our Journey and our Dreamgirls, but pilfering my Michael? [shakes his head] Mmm mmm that's another level. Not ok.
PPuck
You told him what we were gonna do. You're like a modern day Eggs Benedict.
Hey! Look I need your advice, alright, about, about an adult problem.
Holy Crap! Are you pregnant?
No! Look I'm coming to you as a friend and, oddly because I also think you are the only person that will give me just a straightforward and a thoughtful answer about this.
You're right, I'm sorry. Yes, I can keep a secret.
Finn, asked me to marry him.
[gasps] Well, what did you say?
I said I needed to think about it.
Well, you can't.
Why? Plenty of people get married our age and I know he and I haven't lived together or anything but I love him and he's the one. I know it. [Quinn hands her a folded piece of paper] What's this? [opens it and reads it]
My ticket out of here. I got into Yale, early admissions. Turns out my essay about overcoming adversity while maintaining a straight A average during a teen pregnancy really turned on the admissions boards.
Quinn, that's amazing. [hugs Quinn] That's so great. [lets go] It's great.
I'm sure you'll get your NYADA one soon.
Oh. Yeah. I mean, New York mail is notoriously slow, so…
My point being is that I've dated Finn, Puck, Sam, even thought I loved some of them. But by the time the snow falls in New Haven next winter, I won't know why.
So are are you saying that Finn and I should break up?
I'm all for making the most of the next few months, but I'd hate the idea of dragging an anchor from my past into the bright lights of my future. Rachel, you have an amazing life ahead of you. As hard as it may be if you want what you ever dreamed of, you're gonna have to break up with him.
That's an awful thing to say.
Look, you wanted straight and thoughtful. I guess at one point it made sense to love somebody for your whole life, but it doesn't anymore. Women are finding themselves in their thirties now, every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're going to want in fifteen years.
But Finn and I…we can grow together.
Look Rachel, I…you and Finn are a lovely couple. But if you really want to be happy, you're going to have to say goodbye.
Wow, Quinn, that was incredible!
Even more incredible is her big news. Tell them.
I got into Yale! [clapping and cheering]
It's Just--It's amazing for everything you've been through, you really deserve this, Quinn.
We're so proud of you, Quinn.
I wanted to thank you guys, because without each and every one of you this would've never happened. You supported me and loved me through all the drama. And that's why I'm standing here. I wasted so much time hating myself for the stupid mistakes that I made, but the truth is is that without all of those I never would've dreamed this to be my future. I was the only one standing in the way of myself. You can't change your past, but you can let go and start your future.[cheering]
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