Finn Hudson quotes from Glee

Finn

It's nutty in there. I tried to talk sense into Rachel, but she's gone all chick batty.

Finn

Oh, you mean like meeting other girls? 'Cause I think I'm dating Rachel, or at least she sure thinks I am.

Finn

[to Rachel about Jesse] When are you going to realize, that he's not into you like I am.

Finn

I can't believe you narced on us!

Finn

[to Kurt] Are you freaking insane?

Finn

[narrating] I was really excited about my Glee Club recruit poster design. I made it super masculine just like these pamphlets I saw some Army guys passing out at a daycare center. Then I heard something. [Finn hears a student singing in the shower] It was the new transfer kid. I saw him tapping his foot when we were busting it out in the courtyard the other day. I would've joined in with a kick-ass harmony, but the dude was naked.

Finn

I'm Finn Hudson and I'd like to audition for the Cheerios.

Finn

U.S. History. Crap, I forgot I was taking that.

Finn

Come here. [hugs Rachel] This is how it's going to happen. I'm going to be quarterback again and I'm going to throw a touchdown in our first game. Then I'm going to point to you in the stands so that everyone in this school knows that you're my girlfriend. All right?

Finn

I was super hungry but my mom was gone so I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn't making cool grill marks like it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes, but when it comes to grilled cheese, I'm not that fancy.

Finn

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally: I have made a Grilled Cheesus. I'm not the most religious guy. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn

Dear Grilled Cheesus, first of all, you're super delicious. Please, Grilled Cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie & I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean, you did kind of screw him in the leg department. And in return, Cheesy Lord, I'll make sure we honor you this week in Glee club.

Finn

What up, Grilled Cheesus? I need to ask you for something. I didn't go to Sunday school so I don't know if God works the same as a genie and I only get three wishes, but here's the thing... Dating Rachel is great, but she's kind of a prude and I'm sort of going crazy. Anyway, her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'll still like to touch them. So, Jesus, considering that I've dedicated a week of my musical life to you, I hope you can see it in your heart to answer my prayers. Amen.

Finn

You've given me everything I prayed for and it turns out that Rachel's boobs are really awesome.

Finn

Thank you, Grilled Cheesus.