I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time.
It's just because you're becoming a different person. That's why you came to New York. To be that new and improved girl.
S4 E1The New Rachel
[to Marley] The best thing about Glee Club is it's not about labels. If you can sing and you can dance, you belong. And dude, you can sing.
I bet you were a big star back in...Iowa.
I'm actually from Ohio.
Ohio? That's even worse.
S4 E2Britney 2.0
My name is Brittany S. Pierce, and I finally know how Jesus feels in his house way up at the North Pole because I am on top of the world. Senior year was awesome and now I get to relive every minute of it. I'm head Cheerio, vice-Rachel of the Glee club and now, I'm planning a Middle East style sham election that will install me as senior class president for life.
Brittany, who are you talking to?
I thought I was doing a voice over.
Maria Von Trap, Willie Loman, Shrek. Those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal.
You're just jealous of me. Of all of us.
Rachel, don't.
No, because we have our entire career ahead of us and yours ended before it even began. We're the future and you're just some YouTube joke.
The only cure for loneliness is cake.
In the 58 year history of the William McKinley High School Glee Club, there has NEVER been such a debacle! WE DO NOT LIP-SYNCH! EVER!
We're sorry Mr. Schue, we were just trying to help Brittany out.
Lip-Synching is the equivalent of blood-doping in professional sports. Every gain we've made in the last 3 years has been wiped out, and I'm not just talking about our reputation here in McKinley. If the National Show Choir Board of Review gets wind of this, we could be barred from competing. What do you have to say for yourself Brittany?
To quote the legend yourself: "If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think I was a really nice girl." And I resigned from Glee Club effective immediately.
S4 E3Makeover
It's pretty amazing what a good makeover can do. It's like you change the outside and the inside just follows.
I think it's the other way around. I think now your outside has caught up to how you feel about yourself.
I like that.
I like you.
[to Kurt] You're hanging out with fashion goddess Isabelle Wright and I'm running for Student Body President with a former stripper.
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[to Kurt] No, you should dream. You should dream very, very big and then you should work incredibly hard and make sure you do everything in your power to make it happen.
S4 E4The Break-Up
Wow. What am I going to do with my life? I don't have my girl. I don't have a job. I don't have a place in this world.
You have you, and that's better than anyone else on the planet as far as I'm concerned.
You do not want to break up with me, okay? I am like a bad Carrie Underwood song when I get going.
Yeah, well, I'll take my chances.
S4 E5The Role You Were Born to Play
It's nice helping other people's dreams come true.
It's called being a teacher.
WWadeUnique
I don't feel right in the men's locker room, but I can't go into the girls'. And I don't feel right in men's clothing, but I can't wear dresses every day. It sucks to never know your place. It's just nice, for once, to feel like I've found one.
[to Marley] I'm trying to think of a mean nickname for you and I'm blanking.
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