Becky quotes from Glee

Becky

Give me chocolate or I will cut you!

Becky

[voiceover in a British accent] I, Becky Faye Jackson, am the hottest bitch at McKinley high school. I'm not only co-captain of the Cheerios, I'm president of the Perfect Attendance Club, and I won a participation award in rhythmic gymnastics. You may be wondering why I sound like the queen of England. It's simple: in my mind, I can sound like whomever I want. So lay off, haters. Okay, let's get reals. I could easily snag any dude east of the Mississippi, but I'm extremely picky. [sees Rory] For instance, Rory grins too much. He looks like an insane person. [sees Puck] Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head? [sees Mike] No Chang-do. I'm no rice queen.

Becky

Christmas came anyway, Coach. It's beautiful.

Sue

It is.

Will

Miss Fabray! Wait. You know, there's only one person in this world that you care about. And that's yourself.

Quinn

You have no idea...

Will

[hammers his hand at the table] I'M NOT FINISHED!

Becky

Woah, woah, woah.

Will

You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long are you planning on playing the victim card? Since day one, you've done nothing but sabotage the same Glee club that's been there for you over and over again, when you got pregnant, when your parents kicked you out. You know, Mercedes even let you live in her house! And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a "thank you". So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations. But you stride into my office and tell me it's my fault? Well, then I have something to say to you, grow up.

Becky

I made out with a girl.

Brittany

[to Santana] It was before we met.

Sue

Now, if this is about the complaint you lodged against me with Principal Figgins, I already know.

Becky

You do, Coach?

Sue

Oh Becky, I've known ever since I tinker-tailor-soldier-spied my way into Figgins's file cabinet and read the evaluation cards. And when I saw one written in crayon, I knew it was either you or Brittany, and you're the better speller.

Sam

I'm sorry we let him down.

Let who down? Finn?

Blaine

We just really wanted to win this one for him and for you.

Ryder

We had a plan that we were gonna call you up on stage and give you the trophy to keep.

Kitty

It's not right.

Jake

This is not how the story is supposed to end.

You're right. Oh, it would have burned Finn to have lost to those guys. All we would have heard for months was how the judges had robbed you or how you were so much better than them.

Burt

Yeah, but then he would have stood up, and he would have told you that even though most of you had never been in a show choir before this year. You still stood tall against the best of the best. And you know what, even though Finn didn't have the best voice of the best rhythm or the best throwing arm, he always brought out the best in himself and in others, and the great thing about him is he always managed to find a way to feel like he'd won.

I was really proud of you guys up there. Hearing those songs was so healing for me and who know I saw how much he meant to you. So win or lose, Finn lives in you guys.

Will

Okay guys, let's put this trophy where it belongs.

Artie

A 2nd Place showing is superior to when Finn decided to make out with Rachel on stage, and we ended up in 12th.

Becky

Principal Sue wants to see you Schuester.

Santana

[about anti-prom] Ok how is everyone 'welcome' when this is clearly just a party for you and the two gay winklevii twins?

Rachel

Actually Santana, we've invited most of McKinley's underclassmen.

Rachel

I wanted to invite you to our anti-prom party.

Becky

Who's going?

Rachel

Me, Kurt...

Becky

Boring, who else?

Rachel

Well, we just came up with the idea.

Becky

I'll think about it

I'm in

Artie

But what about your tradition of spiking coach Sylvester's punch bowl? I almost lost my teeth for it last time.

It's impossible. Plus it's a bummer always failing--at everything.

Santana

Can we just talk about what this really is? Rachel Berry isn't getting her way, so she's punishing the rest of us.

Rachel

Santana, that's not the case at all.

Santana

Stop acting like you're fine and start dealing with your crap. Look, you choked at your big audition. I get it. I'm sorry, but it happens. And I understand that you are pissed off at the universe, but imploding on one of the last nights that we have to spend together because, basically, your just not in the mood to dance is maybe the pettiest thing you have ever done. So have fun at your "I'm a victim" party, acting like you're not some selfish, self-centered, lame-ass wannabe diva from hell, because me, I'm going to go to my senior prom with my girlfriend and my friends.