We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?
S5 E1Love, Love, Love
Wait, wait, so you're not firing us?
Not if you win a national championship, I'm not. However, if you do fail to win at nationals, I will fire you and you'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time.
America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.
S5 E2Tina in the Sky with Diamonds
So, did you hear about Santana's good news?
That she doesn't have a yeast infection?
[to Santana] You're scared. I've never seen you scared before. It's cute!
My whole life I've been looking to be a part of something special, to feel special, but the truth is that I am special.
S5 E3The Quarterback
You know what's tripping me out is this line between the two years? It's his whole life. Everything that happened is in that line.
[about Finn] He was such a good guy. I'll never get to tell him. There's no less here. There's no happy ending. There's just nothing. He's just gone. He would have made an excellent teacher.
[about Finn] I talk to him a lot. I can still see his face and I can hear his voice so clearly. Do you think that I'll ever forget? Because I'm afraid that one day I will.
[about Finn] He was my person.
S5 E4A Katy or a Gaga
I know he loves you and you love him, but that was pre-Bree. she is poison. That girl is whack like crack, a penis fly trap. Marley, she will chew him up. Hashtag preach.
I love Katy Perry! I'm such a Katy! Oh, it just feels so good to say that out loud!
Before Katy versus Gaga it was Jackie versus Marilyn, Betty versus Veronica. Mary Todd Lincoln versus Martha Washington. Why must we always choose between female pop archetypes? Why can't we just be them all!?
S5 E5The End of Twerk
Ever since Finn died, I've been going about my business, but I've also kind of been in a trance. And I guess I just needed to be shocked back to life.
I hate to say it, but I think as long as you keep being yourself, your life is probably going to be a constant string of "don't belongs."
I know. I should probably start getting used to it.
No, no. You should never get used to it. All great changes come from people who refused to get used to what was accepted but wasn't right. Slavery, gay rights, New Coke.
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