Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the swelling in his brain under control.
S2 E14Blame It On the Alcohol
It's not emotional or good or...
It sucks.
Yeah.
I've never even had a drink.
Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.
[coming downstairs] Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.
Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything!
Let's party!
[burps] It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! PINK!
[dancing and talking to Finn] Are you not drinking?
No. Designated driver. What about you?
I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. [looks at Blaine]
[dancing crazily]
Clearly he doesn't have the same concern.
Hey, it is so cool that you and Kurt are brothers...Like brothers. Wow. You're so tall.
Are you having fun, Blaine?
Yeah. This is the best party ever!
Finny, dance with me. [dances with Finn] We had it going on, right? I wasn't making it up or anything? I'd do anything for you. Anything.
[lets go of Rachel] Okay Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm going to break it down for you. [sits down with Rachel]
Okay.
Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.
[crying] You like her more than me! She's blond and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it!
[confused]
No kiss me! [kisses Sam]
Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks.
I can't believe what you did to my body! I used to have abs!
PPuck
Back off!
Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?
PPuck
Chill out!
Brittany, the girl who also turns into a stripper drunk.
[dancing]
[throwing money into the air] Makin' it rain! [laughing] That's my girlfriend. I love you babe.
Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks.
MTMercedes and Tina
[laughing hysterically]
And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey. It's not cool.
[frowns and pats Finn's back] What-What kind of girl is this? [stands up] Let's play spin the bottle!
[Everyone cheers.]
Who wants to play spin the bottle?! [to Finn] Spin the bottle.
You know what? A reminder. I owns that guppy mouth. Those shoddy Aerosmith lips belong to me, so.
[kisses Brittany]
[Everyone laughs and cheers except for Quinn.]
You know what? This is not...hey honeys, this is not a Big Red commercial, all right? No me gusta.
Whoo! Party! My turn. My turn. [spins the bottle and it lands on Blaine]
[Everyone oohs and laughs.]
This is outstanding!
Blaine Warbler, I am going to rock your world. [kisses Blaine for a long time]
Okay, I think we've seen enough.
[stops kissing Blaine] Your face...tastes awesome. I think I just found a new duet partner!
BRBlaine and Rachel
[singing] Don't you want me baby?
I want you! I do!
[wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I need to close my locker and it's going to sound like a gunshot. [closes her locker gently]
[starts walking with Tina, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've had the worst hangover since Saturday and it's Monday.
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mother asked what the sound was I told her I was practicing bird calls.
[joins them, also wearing sunglasses and looks exhausted] You guys, I can't stop barfing.
Please don't say barf.
I caught a whiff of hairspray and went full Linda Blair in the girl's bathroom.
I told my mom I had the flu and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair.
Can we talk about anything else?
[Tina, Mercedes, Santana and Mike meet up with Sam, Brittany, Artie and Quinn who are all wearing sunglasses and look tired.]
I brought some Bloody Marys, y'all.
Are you kidding? The last thing I want to do is drink.
It will help with your hangover. That's what Bloody Marys are for. Hair of the dog that done bit your ass.
You're such a hypocrite. You drink. Most adults do.
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