Blaine Anderson quotes from Glee

Kurt

It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.

We are not going to beat you up.

You were such a terrible spy, we thought it was sort of endearing.

Blaine

Which made me think that spying on us wasn't really the reason you came.

Kurt

[smiled awkwardly] Can I ask guys a question?...Are you guys all gay?

[bursted into laughter. Kurt showed upset look for a moment]

Blaine

No...I mean, I am, but these two have girlfriends.

This is not a gay school. We just have a zero - tolerance harassment policy.

Everyone gets treated the same, no matter what they are. It's pretty simple.

Kurt

[tried to say something but couldn't]

Blaine

[looking at Kurt for a while] Would you guys excuse us?

Yeah, take it easy, Kurt.

Blaine

I take it you're having trouble at school.

Kurt

I'm the only person out of the closet at my school. And I tried to stay strong about it..but there's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.

Blaine

I know how you feel. I got taunted at my old school, and it really – it pissed me off.

Blaine

Or you can tell them. Or you can refuse to be the victim. Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt. And you have a chance right now to teach him.

Kurt

How?

Blaine

Confront him. Call him out. I ran, Kurt. I didn't stand up. I let bullies chase me away, and it is something I really, really regret.

Blaine

He's not coming out anytime soon. [saw Kurt flopped down on the stair] What's going on? Why are you so upset?

Kurt

Because, up until yesterday I have never been kissed.

Kurt

On the count of three, name your favorite 2010 Vogue cover. 1...2...3!

[together] Marion Cotillard!

Blaine

[gushes] Oh my god, stop it!

Kurt

I know, I know. She's AMAZING!

Blaine

She's amazing!

Kurt

Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...

Blaine

Gay, gay...

Kurt

Oh my god, I opened my mouth and a little purse fell out! How'd that get there?

Blaine

That's so gay!

Blaine

I don't know how it worked at your old school, but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? It's about being a part of team.

Kurt

I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed.

Blaine

You're not gonna make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed.

Kurt

You're right. I'm sorry.

Blaine

I know it's gonna take some getting used to, but you'll fit in soon enough, I promise.

Blaine

(to Kurt) I need you to sing with me, well rehearse with me. I got a gig singing Baby it's Cold Outside in the the King's Island Christmas Spectacular.

Kurt

Ah a personal favorite! Too bad they'd never let us sing it together... I mean as two artists.

Kurt

Why hasn't Finn told me anything about this? We live together. I bring him a nice glass of warm milk every night just in hopes that we'll have a little lady chat.

Blaine

Warm milk? Really?

Kurt

It's delicious.

What can I get you?

Blaine

A Medium Drip, and a Grande Non-Fat Mocha for this guy, and maybe I can get him to split one of the Cupid cookies.

Kurt

You know my coffee order?

Blaine

Of course I do.

That'll be $8.40.

Kurt

So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.

Blaine

Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?

Kurt

[smiles and ignores the question]

Rachel

[burps] It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! PINK!

Kurt

[dancing and talking to Finn] Are you not drinking?

Finn

No. Designated driver. What about you?

Kurt

I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. [looks at Blaine]

Blaine

[dancing crazily]

Kurt

Clearly he doesn't have the same concern.

Blaine

Hey, it is so cool that you and Kurt are brothers...Like brothers. Wow. You're so tall.

Kurt

Are you having fun, Blaine?

Blaine

Yeah. This is the best party ever!

Rachel

Finny, dance with me. [dances with Finn] We had it going on, right? I wasn't making it up or anything? I'd do anything for you. Anything.

Finn

[lets go of Rachel] Okay Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm going to break it down for you. [sits down with Rachel]

Rachel

Okay.

Finn

Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.

Santana

[crying] You like her more than me! She's blond and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it!

Sam

[confused]

Santana

No kiss me! [kisses Sam]

Finn

Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks.

Quinn

I can't believe what you did to my body! I used to have abs!

Back off!

Lauren

Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?

Chill out!

Finn

Brittany, the girl who also turns into a stripper drunk.

Brittany

[dancing]

Artie

[throwing money into the air] Makin' it rain! [laughing] That's my girlfriend. I love you babe.

Finn

Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks.

[laughing hysterically]

Finn

And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey. It's not cool.

Rachel

[frowns and pats Finn's back] What-What kind of girl is this? [stands up] Let's play spin the bottle!

[singing] Don't you want me baby?

Santana

I want you! I do!

Kurt

Has anyone literally died on stage?

Blaine

[looks over] Are you nervous?

Kurt

Please don't judge me. This is the first time I've had a solo in front of a competition audience. I have this nightmare that I'm going to forget the lyrics or I'm going to sing and nothing is gonna come out. [looks over at Blaine] Okay, you can judge me.

Blaine

I think it's adorable. I think you're adorable. And- and the only people who're going to dying tonight are the people in that audience because you and I are going to kill this thing. Come on, let's go.

Kurt

Why did you pick me to sing that song with?

Blaine:

[nervously] Kurt, there's a moment you say, "Oh, there you are. I've been looking for you forever." [places hand on Kurt's] Watching you do Blackbird this week, that was that moment for me... About you. [pause] You move me Kurt. And this duet would just be an excuse to spend more time with you. [leans in and kisses Kurt, then sheepishly] We should... We should practice.

Kurt

[smiles] I thought we were. [kiss again]

Kurt

Yeah, I just really, really wanted to win.

Blaine:

You did win. So did I. We got each other out of all this. That beats a lousy trophy, don't you think?