Brittany, please remind me how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map.
“The Sue Sylvester Shuffle” · Season 2, Episode 11
In this episode: Finn Hudson (5), Sue Sylvester (5), Rachel Berry (3), Puck (3), Kurt Hummel (2), Brittany Pierce (2), Will Schuester (2), Tina Cohen-Chang (2)
Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.
SStrando
We're dudes. It's weird. Getting all hot and bothered about singing a Ke$ha song.
PPuck
Maybe it won't so weird when I go Tik Tok on your face.
I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.
Do you trust me?
You're not gonna try and kiss me again, are you?
Oh my God. Artie!
[Everyone turns to Artie.]
[wheels into the choir room covered in slushie] It was awful.
[furious] That's it! Screw rehearsal! This ends here and now!
As offended as I am by their presence here, I won't let anything get in the way of a performance.
All right. New Directions, let's give a warm welcome to the newest members of Glee Club.
Oh, hell to the no, Mr. Schue. Are you serious?
Hey, hey. Come on.
Hey.
Mr. Schue, are you serious? These are the guys that made Kurt transfer.
And there's no way that I am sharing the choir room with a known homophobe.
I don't want to die yet. At least not until One Tree Hill gets canceled.
Any of you take German? I may have to read the owner's manual.
Can we not fight for just one day? It's already hard enough not to kick you in the nuts every time I see you.
PPuck
[to Rachel] You ready?
[takes her mouth guard out of her mouth] Let's kick some ass!!
Did we win?
Blaine and I love football. Well, Blaine loves football. I love scarves.
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