Can I be really honest with you.. because it comes from a place of caring? Been there, done that!
“Original Song” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (5), Finn Hudson (5), Santana Lopez (5), Quinn Fabray (5), Rachel Berry (4), Mercedes Jones (4), Blaine Anderson (4), Sue Sylvester (3)
Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.
[finishes singing] It's called "Only Child".
Yeah, I got that. Uh...it's better than "My Headband". That's for sure. But it...feels like you're playing scared. You're only dealing with easy pain. You gotta get to the hard stuff. That's what's relatable to everybody.
I'm perfectly capable to accessing my pain. I cry every time I sing a solo.
Exactly. When you sing, I can feel it. I guess you got to go inside yourself to wherever the singing comes from, and write from there.
[sits next to Finn] Have you even ever tried to write a song?
[voiceover while watching Rachel and Finn] Sometimes I worry about Finn. I mean, how damaged does a guy have to be, to be into some as annoying as Rachel? Still, he is a good guy and I do really like him. And he's my first love and first loves are forever. And another thing, without him I'm never going to get one of these. I know what you're thinking. "Prom queen? You're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl. Does being prom queen really matter to you?" Well, it does. Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. It's probably because they smile all the time. And smiling has been proven to ward off diseases. But I can't do it without Finn. He's a shoo-in for prom king, and after winning the big game, he'll help me land crucial swing votes. Amazingly, the only person standing in my way is her and her damn talent. If I'm going to guarantee he doesn't stray with her, I'm going to have to play it right. They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Well, Rachel Berry, you just got yourself a new best friend.
Warblers. Warblers. I'm merely suggesting that instead of wearing blue ties with red piping, we wear jackets with red ties and blue piping for the competition!
You took away my Cheerios. Consider this the opening salvo of World War Sue.
Flashback ends
So what are we going to do now?
I think we should write original songs for Regionals.
All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time?
[Everyone raises their hands except Quinn, Finn and Puck.]
No I think Rachel's right.
Hey.
[looks at Brittany then back to her locker]
Can I ask you a question? We use to be really close and I really miss being your friend.
Still waiting for the question.
Did I do something wrong?
No. Look, I don't know. Did you? All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants. That's fine. It's your loss. 'Cause now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're going to sing at Regionals.
Wait, you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me.
I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Could you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo.
Well well. If it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs.
You know you can't talk to us like that. You're not our cheer coach anymore.
I'm not anybody's cheerleading coach anymore.
This is a song I wrote for Sam. It's called "Trouty Mouth".
[frowns] Wait, what's it called?
Trouty Mouth.
[stops Santana from singing] Okay, could we stop? Stop with the mouth jokes.
Sit down. I'm not finished.
Yes you are! Mr. Schue, we are not doing a song at Regionals called Trouty Mouth.
PPuck
It's called "Big Ass...Heart".
Even if we win that or even Nationals that isn't gonna put us back where we belong.
Which is where?
On top!
On top of what?
Do you want to be in this relationship or not?
Whoa, scary Quinn. Okay, uh...after Regionals.
[smiles] After Regionals.
But my butt, Mr. Schue. That song was amazing.
Mr. Schue, I wrote another verse of Trouty Mouth. (Sam holding up the sign: hell no)
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