[in her journal] Goodbye cruel world. Yes, losers. I'm committing Sue-icide.
“Comeback” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Sue Sylvester (10), Brittany Pierce (6), Santana Lopez (5), Rachel Berry (3), Will Schuester (3), Puck (3), Sam Evans (3), Finn Hudson (2)
Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks.
I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life.
My dad always said there were two ways to get a girl to love you: take her hunting, and rock n roll.
Who is more rock n roll than Justin Bieber? No one.
Get use to this abuse, Glee kids! I got nothing but time. Nothing but time.
Sue should join the Glee club.
Wait, what?
No, rather be dead.
I agree with SpongeHair SquareChin. It's a stupid idea!
Why are my leg warmers on your arms?
I got cold.
I wore a tanktop today because I thought it was summer and no one ever told me how to read a calendar.
Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.
Who can tell us what an anthem is?
The bottom of an ant's pant.
You guys do realize that Justin Bieber sucks, right?
(after Rachel demands her money back) My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.
PPuck
[about Sam dressed like Justin Bieber] That haircut makes your mouth look even bigger.
Shh. Let her speak.
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