It's not like I'm getting married.
Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.
“Prom Queen” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Kurt Hummel (10), Rachel Berry (6), Brittany Pierce (4), Quinn Fabray (4), Jesse St. James (4), Finn Hudson (3), Santana Lopez (3), Lauren (2)
I'm just going to dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So, your dates are really my dates.
I look like a lemon meringue pie.
I think you look delicious.
I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan-- Santana.
When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
It's good to see you again, Rachel.
Jesse... what are you doing here?
I mean, how I was supposed to know that I was actually supposed to show to those other classes in school? I was majoring in show choir. I just assumed it would be like in Carmel and the school would get some Asian kid to take Math, English and scientific for me.
That's awful.
I came back to see you, Rachel. What I did to you... It's my one great regret.
Yeah... It was kinda weird. One day you're telling me you loved me, and you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next.
I know, I know. I traded love for a fourth consecutive National championship. It was a bum deal. For a first maybe but for a fourth, no way. I've come to make amends. So... What are you doing for prom?
All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.
PPuck
So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?
Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence.
[While listening to Artie sing "Isn't she lovely" to Brittany] I thought this song was about a baby.
[Singing] Isn't she pretty? [Sam, Puck, Finn and Mike enter playing guitars and drums]
Ooooh My God!!
Dude, that rocks! It's, like, gay Braveheart.
They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.
Hey, Jesse. What'd you order, scrambled eggs? I mean, I know you usually like them served on people's heads.
Quinn, you look stunning. The ghost of Grace Kelly. Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. I'd be more than happy to cut in.
Isn't it great that prom is so inclusive this year?
Someone for everyone.
[looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
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