How do we know he's not gonna trick us into doing something stupid so his alma mater wins?
I don't think I need to do much tricking to make you do something stupid, Finn.
“Funeral” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Jesse St. James (9), Finn Hudson (4), Kurt Hummel (3), Sue Sylvester (3), Rachel Berry (2), Santana Lopez (2), Will Schuester (2), Quinn Fabray (2)
Rachel and I should sing a duet. We killed it last year at regionals with "Faithfully".
Yeah, killed us. We lost.
Finn, I think it's the best if you sit this one out. Fact is that most the other guys here are better singers and Mike Chang, who can't even sing, can at least dance. You kind of? sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
[to Terri Schuester] Honey Badger , I am lactating with rage!
HHoward
Do I get a super villain nickname?
Your nickname is Panda Express.
HHoward
But I'm not Chinese.
Neither is the food at Panda Express.
Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.
I took a class at UCLA in judging for reality-TV shows, so I'm totally ready to give feedback that's both blistering and unhelpful.
I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Oh, is that so? Well I happen to have some feedback for you!
Thank you, Santana.
I'm about to go all Lima Heights on you.
You do know that song was meant? to be sung by a woman, right?
Yes, I'm aware.
Usually at this point, the reality show would go to commercial and we would take a five minute break to regroup and get touch ups done on our make-up so I'm going to hit the little boys room. [puts a hand on Mr. Schuester's shoulder] You're doing a great job, though. I really think you should comment more. Don't be shy!
In the choir room:
Jesse St. James totally Jesse St. Sucks.
No need to warm up, Rachel. I'm about to go wrap this thing up like a Christmas present.
Not too lazy to come up there and let you taste my fist!
Rachel, in your head, are you singing to anyone in particular?
Not really.
[looks disappointed] Oh.
[after Rachel finishes singing] She may be difficult but, boy, can she sing. [stands up and claps] BRAVO! [Santana pushes him to sit back down]
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