So what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
I'm going as a peanut allergy.
“The Rocky Horror Glee Show” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Finn Hudson (4), Santana Lopez (3), Kurt Hummel (2), Rachel Berry (2), Will Schuester (2), Quinn Fabray (2), Mercedes Jones (2), Brittany Pierce (1)
Sam, I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.
[confused] From the Black Lagoon?
Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute....just like you.
There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.
Why, cause that look was last season?
I don't know what's going in this script and it's not in a cool Inception way.
Just try it, okay? Okay, so they take off our wet clothes and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear.
Wait, I'm in my tighty whities?
Yeah.
I can't be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They're gonna be able to see my whole business.
Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we look everyday. They objectify us all the time.
Yeah, earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.
TTim
(while convincing Sue to do the expose)And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want.
BBarry
Terrorists.
TTim
Mexicans.
BBarry
Mexican terrorists.
TTim
Ants.
BBarry
Mexican terrorist ants...
You all have a role to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it.
Wanky.
Give me chocolate or I will cut you!
And action! [Music starts and the elevator starts going down]
[walking backwards to the elevator with Finn] Oh Brad, let's get out of here! I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!
Well I'm here. There's nothing to worry about.
[turns around and opens the elevator door]
[turns to Mercedes] Ahhh! [faints]
(to Rachel) I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.
Yea, I don't need to hid behind my muscles like you do.
I know I'm a big athlete and it's not manly or anything, but I'm kinda insecure about how I look.
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