I love saltwater.
“A Night of Neglect” · Season 2, Episode 17
In this episode: Rachel Berry (3), Finn Hudson (2), Santana Lopez (2), Brittany Pierce (2), Artie Abrams (2), Lauren (2), Quinn Fabray (1), Sue Sylvester (1)
Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? I mean we won Regionals for the first time since dinosaurs ruling the planet and I still got a freakin' cherry icy facial.
Why didn't you tell us?
MTMike, Tina, Artie and Brittany
We did.
SSandy
You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.
How do you manage to enter a building without setting off all of the fire alarms?
[to Sunshine] You're a terrible spy.
Seriously, with your size, you could easily sit in the air ducts for days.
SSunshine
I'm not a spy. I heard about your benefit concert on Facebook and I wanted to preform. I know what it feels like to be an academic decathlon. No one pays attention to you. No one cares. It's not right. We studied so hard.
Yeah but you're with Vocal Adrenaline. How do we know we can trust you?
SSunshine
Because I have nothing against all of you. I have 600 Twitter followers. I can get them all to come.
How many tickets have we sold so far?
PPuck
Four. No one's interested. It's sad.
SSunshine
Please, just let me show you what I can do. I would like to sing the perfect song of neglect, All By Myself. I'm such a better singer than everyone else so I know how it feels. I'm all alone at the top. Also, I'm really short, so even when I'm in a group of people I feel like I'm wandering alone in a forest.
There's no way she's singing in our auditorium, okay? She's the enemy.
PPuck
I say we give her chance. I mean, you owe her Rachel. You sent her to a freakin' crackhouse.
[sighs exasperatedly]
You're always singing about R.E.S.P.E.C.T. but respect isn't something you can ask for, you have to demand it.
Are you saying you want to be carried in in a giant egg?
[whispers to Mercedes and Mercedes smiles] We'll get back to you.
The truth about what?
None of your business, J Lo.
First of all, anything you do became my business when you decided to toss that slushie up in my grill.
I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl.
Ha. See here's whats gonna go down. Two choices: You stay here and I crack one of your nuts--right or left, that's your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douchebag another day. Oh, and also, I have razor blades hidden in my hair. [gestures to her hair] Yeah, just all up in here.
[reluctantly walks away]
We could have handled that.
It was more fun doing it together.
What's that saying? The show's gotta go all over the place or something.
You mean the show's got to go on.
Technology allows us to be brutally cruel without suffering any consequences.
SSandy
You just got poked. Poked by the Pink Dagger.
I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?
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