Quinn Fabray quotes from Glee

Quinn

I'm torn.

Santana

Well, I'm not.

Brittany

I'm Brittany.

Santana

[turns to Lauren] Whoa! Okay, I'm sorry. You just got eyes for my man.

Okay, first of all, I'm not your man.

Quinn

And Finn is right. All you ever do is insult us. Three weeks ago, you said you were disappointed that I didn't have a lizard baby.

Tina

Five minutes ago, you said Mr. Schue belonged into a twelve step program.

Will

Wait, what?

Santana

You're addicted to vests.

Rachel

The truth is, Santana, you can dish it out but you can't take it. Okay maybe you're right. Maybe I'm destined to play the title role in the Broadway musical of Willow, but the only job you're gonna have is working on a pole.

Tina

[piggy back rides Mike and nibbling his ear]

Mike

[laughing]

Santana

[voiceover] How is this possible? I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Whatever. I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.

Quinn

[smirking at Finn]

Finn

[smiling back at Quinn]

Santana

Wait, that's weird. Quinn has that queen bitch smirk on her face and Finn only has that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. [gasps] Holy sweet hell. They're fooling around! I know what cheating looks like! I do it all the time. [chuckles]

Quinn

So how about we stop talking about tonguing and Finn and I head down to the nurse?

Santana

You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]

Finn

There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.

Quinn

All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Rachel

[burps] It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! PINK!

Kurt

[dancing and talking to Finn] Are you not drinking?

Finn

No. Designated driver. What about you?

Kurt

I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. [looks at Blaine]

Blaine

[dancing crazily]

Kurt

Clearly he doesn't have the same concern.

Blaine

Hey, it is so cool that you and Kurt are brothers...Like brothers. Wow. You're so tall.

Kurt

Are you having fun, Blaine?

Blaine

Yeah. This is the best party ever!

Rachel

Finny, dance with me. [dances with Finn] We had it going on, right? I wasn't making it up or anything? I'd do anything for you. Anything.

Finn

[lets go of Rachel] Okay Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm going to break it down for you. [sits down with Rachel]

Rachel

Okay.

Finn

Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.

Santana

[crying] You like her more than me! She's blond and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it!

Sam

[confused]

Santana

No kiss me! [kisses Sam]

Finn

Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks.

Quinn

I can't believe what you did to my body! I used to have abs!

Back off!

Lauren

Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?

Chill out!

Finn

Brittany, the girl who also turns into a stripper drunk.

Brittany

[dancing]

Artie

[throwing money into the air] Makin' it rain! [laughing] That's my girlfriend. I love you babe.

Finn

Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks.

[laughing hysterically]

Finn

And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey. It's not cool.

Rachel

[frowns and pats Finn's back] What-What kind of girl is this? [stands up] Let's play spin the bottle!

Quinn

There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.

Brittany

That's so racist.

Rachel

[finishes singing] It's called "Only Child".

Finn

Yeah, I got that. Uh...it's better than "My Headband". That's for sure. But it...feels like you're playing scared. You're only dealing with easy pain. You gotta get to the hard stuff. That's what's relatable to everybody.

Rachel

I'm perfectly capable to accessing my pain. I cry every time I sing a solo.

Finn

Exactly. When you sing, I can feel it. I guess you got to go inside yourself to wherever the singing comes from, and write from there.

Rachel

[sits next to Finn] Have you even ever tried to write a song?

Quinn

[voiceover while watching Rachel and Finn] Sometimes I worry about Finn. I mean, how damaged does a guy have to be, to be into some as annoying as Rachel? Still, he is a good guy and I do really like him. And he's my first love and first loves are forever. And another thing, without him I'm never going to get one of these. I know what you're thinking. "Prom queen? You're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl. Does being prom queen really matter to you?" Well, it does. Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. It's probably because they smile all the time. And smiling has been proven to ward off diseases. But I can't do it without Finn. He's a shoo-in for prom king, and after winning the big game, he'll help me land crucial swing votes. Amazingly, the only person standing in my way is her and her damn talent. If I'm going to guarantee he doesn't stray with her, I'm going to have to play it right. They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Well, Rachel Berry, you just got yourself a new best friend.

Quinn

Even if we win that or even Nationals that isn't gonna put us back where we belong.

Finn

Which is where?

Quinn

On top!

Finn

On top of what?

Quinn

Do you want to be in this relationship or not?

Finn

Whoa, scary Quinn. Okay, uh...after Regionals.

Quinn

[smiles] After Regionals.

Quinn

[playing on the piano then stops when she sees Rachel] You're late.

Rachel

We're friends, right?

Quinn

Yeah, I guess so.

Rachel

I mean with everything that happened last year? You gave your baby to my mom. We kind of bonded over that.

Quinn

What's your point?

Rachel

My point is I know we haven't spent a lot of time together this year, but I thought we were close enough that we could be honest with each other.

Quinn

Go ahead, ask me.

Rachel

Fine. Are you and Finn together?

Quinn

Yes. It's been a couple of weeks. It's like Groundhog's Day with you, Rachel. How many times do you have to make the same mistake to realize it's not going to work out?

Rachel

Well, thank you for being honest with me, Quinn, and I'm happy for you and Finn, but don't go and try to rewrite history. It was real between us. He chose me over you.

Quinn

And how long did that last for?

Rachel

Why are you being so mean?

Quinn

[walks towards Rachel] Do you want to know how the story plays out? I get Finn, you get heartbroken, and then Finn and I stay here and start a family. I'll become a successful real estate agent and Finn will take over Kurt's dad's tire shop. [voice starts breaking] You don't belong here, Rachel. And you can't hate me for helping to send you on your way.

Rachel

I'm not giving up on Finn. It's not over between us.

Quinn

YES IT IS! You're so frustrating! And that is why you can't write a good song, because you live in this little school girl fantasy of life. Rachel, if you keep looking for that happy ending, you are never going to get it right. So we're done with that and why don't we just return to our work?

Rachel

[to Sunshine] You're a terrible spy.

Artie

Seriously, with your size, you could easily sit in the air ducts for days.

I'm not a spy. I heard about your benefit concert on Facebook and I wanted to preform. I know what it feels like to be an academic decathlon. No one pays attention to you. No one cares. It's not right. We studied so hard.

Quinn

Yeah but you're with Vocal Adrenaline. How do we know we can trust you?

Because I have nothing against all of you. I have 600 Twitter followers. I can get them all to come.

Finn

How many tickets have we sold so far?

Four. No one's interested. It's sad.

Please, just let me show you what I can do. I would like to sing the perfect song of neglect, All By Myself. I'm such a better singer than everyone else so I know how it feels. I'm all alone at the top. Also, I'm really short, so even when I'm in a group of people I feel like I'm wandering alone in a forest.

Rachel

There's no way she's singing in our auditorium, okay? She's the enemy.

I say we give her chance. I mean, you owe her Rachel. You sent her to a freakin' crackhouse.

Rachel

[sighs exasperatedly]

Quinn

[hanging up posters]

Lauren

[watching Quinn] There's our future queen, a size two teenage dream.

You know what? We're going to change that.

Lauren

How?

Baby, you're gonna get that crown. And I'm gonna be your king.

Rachel

Thanks for doing this.

Quinn

I'm surprised more girls haven't asked me. My nose looks awesome. I can totally count on your vote right?

Rachel

Yeah. Tot...totally.

Quinn

[goes back to reading her magazine]

Rachel

So, what's it like? [Quinn turns to Rachel] Looking like you look.

Quinn

I pretty much have a warped sense of the world. Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.

Quinn

I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.

Lauren

I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.