Brittany Pierce quotes from Glee

Brittany

Hey.

Santana

[looks at Brittany then back to her locker]

Brittany

Can I ask you a question? We use to be really close and I really miss being your friend.

Santana

Still waiting for the question.

Brittany

Did I do something wrong?

Santana

No. Look, I don't know. Did you? All I know is you blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants. That's fine. It's your loss. 'Cause now I get the chance to write an awesome heterosexual song about Sam that we're going to sing at Regionals.

Brittany

Wait, you're still dating Sam? But you told me you were in love with me.

Santana

I honestly don't know what I was thinking. Could you stop staring at me? I can't remember my locker combo.

Sue

Well well. If it isn't Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fake Boobs.

Brittany

You know you can't talk to us like that. You're not our cheer coach anymore.

Sue

I'm not anybody's cheerleading coach anymore.

Will

Think of your favorite song of all time.

Brittany

My Headband.

Sam

Why didn't you tell us?

We did.

Artie

God, Brittany, why are you so stupid?

Brittany

[shocked and begins to cry] You were the only person in school who didn't call me that.

Santana

My private feelings.

Brittany

[looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?

Santana

He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.

Lauren

I look like a lemon meringue pie.

Brittany

I think you look delicious.

Artie

[Singing] Isn't she pretty? [Sam, Puck, Finn and Mike enter playing guitars and drums]

Brittany

Ooooh My God!!

Santana

[crying] How could my running mate win and I didn't? I mean, just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.

Brittany

It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.

Santana

Can't I just have one night when I'm queen?

Santana

Where I'm accepted?

Kurt'

No way.

Quinn

There's no way I'm staying here. I'm going to transfer.

Santana

As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.

Kurt

Did you know I could get ahi tartare and a steak sandwich at 3 in the morning from their all-night dining menu? I feel like Eloise.

Brittany

I have pills for that.

Will

Now, you are all on lockdown until you finish writing our songs for Nationals. I want at least two solid verses by the time I get back.

Tina

Aren't you going to help us?

Will

I um, I will be back and read your amazing creations and give notes, but right now I have to head to the theatre to fill out some paper work.

Brittany

Yeah, totally.

Quinn

[grabs her jacket] We gotta get out of here.

Rachel

Wait, no, no, no. Mr. Schue gave us explicit instructions.

Quinn

To write a song and our problem is our only inspiration are mattresses and bathroom cups.

Quinn's right. We're in the artist capital of the world. Poets, musicians, actors, playwrights. Every dreamer that's lived has passed through this city. And if we want our dreams to come true, we need to be there out with them, not stuck in here.

Finn

Guys, I don't think this is a good idea. I mean, we've still got those songs to write and if we don't write them then we're gonna lose.

Lauren

No, they're right! Can't you hear the city calling to you?

Quinn

We don't need to write songs for Nationals. New York's going to write them for us.

Santana

[groans and knocks on the bathroom door] Quinn, quit hogging the bathroom! I needs to re-pencil my eyebrows on. [turns to Brittany] I mean, doesn't she-

Quinn

[opens the door and walks out] It's all yours.

Santana

Everyone's already in the other room working.

Quinn

Oh yeah? Is Mr. Schue in there? Because I think I'm going to tell him that Rachel and Kurt keep sneaking off together.

Brittany

You can't do that. He'll have to suspend them.

Quinn

And there goes our chances at nationals. Darn!

Santana

You know what? We get it. You're pissed about Finn dumping your sweet ass. Get over it.

Quinn

I don't want to get over it! Okay?

Santana

The only person that you're sabotaging is yourself.

Quinn

I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOME STUPID SHOW CHOIR COMPETITION!

Santana

Well you should because this is the one chance that we have to actually feel good about ourselves!

Quinn

[begins to cry] Aren't we suppose to be the popular girls? So why can't we have our dreams come true? Rachel has Finn, Tina has Mike, and even Lauren's hooked up. [sits on a bed and Santana and Brittany sit next to her] I just wanted for somebody to love me.

Santana

I think I know how to make you feel better.

Quinn

I'm flattered Santana, but I'm really not that into that.

Santana

No, no I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about a haircut.

Brittany

Yes, totally.

Brittany

[walks up to Santana] Hey, you still pissed?

Santana

[holds up a voodoo doll] Do you think this voodoo doll looks enough like Rachel Berry to actually work?

Brittany

Come on, we can't be mad at Rachel forever.

Santana

Uh, yes we can. How could you possibly be so clam?

Brittany

I hated losing just as much as everyone but this year wasn't about winning for me.

Santana

Clearly, cause we got our asses kicked.

Brittany

Yeah.

Santana

Sorry. Was was it about?

Brittany

Acceptance. I know that all the kids in the glee club they fight and steal each others boyfriends and girlfriends and they threaten to quit like every other week. But weird stuff like that happens in families.

Santana

Yeah, well this a club. This not a family.

Brittany

OK well, family is a place where everybody loves you no matter what. And they accept you for who you are. I know I'm going to be a bridesmaid at Mike and Tina's wedding. And I'm going to be anxiously waiting just like everybody else to see if their babies are Asian too. When they find an operation to make Artie's legs work again, I'm going to be there for his first steps. I love them, I love everyone in glee club and I get to spend another year with the people I love. So, I'm good.

Santana

What about you and I?

Brittany

I love you Santana. I love you more than I've ever loved anyone else in this world. All I know about you and I is that because of that, I think any thing's possible.

Santana

You're my best friend.

Brittany

Yeah, me too.

Jacob

Brittany, what are your plans for the future?

Brittany

Wait, are you working on a time machine too?

Quinn

Senior year and I've finally found myself. Not sure what the tipping point was; dyeing my hair, the nose ring, my ironic tattoo of Ryan Seacrest. But one thing I know, I'm never going back.

Santana

Quinn, look, this is our senior year. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you.

Quinn

You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester.

Santana

Come on, screw her. This is for us. We can win two National championships this year. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. We're like besties for life.

Brittany

Yeah, come on, Quinn. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray.

Quinn

You guys never understood the pressure I was under. It sucked. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits.

Santana

Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. Come on, Quinn. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity.

Quinn

People grow apart. Deal with it. I've got new friends now, and they accept me for who I am.