Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Wait, are you working on a time machine too?
“The Purple Piano Project” · Season 3, Episode 1
In this episode: Santana Lopez (4), Brittany Pierce (4), Kurt Hummel (3), Rachel Berry (3), Quinn Fabray (2), Puck (2), Jacob (2), Emma Pillsbury (1)
I was sure that our Nationals trophy would grow over the summer.
PPuck
She was the one that got away...very, very slowly.
Why is that T-Rex eating that Jew?
I want my senior year to be magic and the only way that's going to happen is if I get to spend every minute of every day with you.
Senior year and I've finally found myself. Not sure what the tipping point was; dyeing my hair, the nose ring, my ironic tattoo of Ryan Seacrest. But one thing I know, I'm never going back.
Quinn, look, this is our senior year. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you.
You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester.
Come on, screw her. This is for us. We can win two National championships this year. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. We're like besties for life.
Yeah, come on, Quinn. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray.
You guys never understood the pressure I was under. It sucked. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits.
Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. Come on, Quinn. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity.
People grow apart. Deal with it. I've got new friends now, and they accept me for who I am.
Hey, Quinn. [turns to Quinn's friends] Uh, hello...skanks.
RRonnie
Your friend stinks of soap, Quinn.
[to Quinn] We were friends once. Okay, and maybe when you cut off all of your hair last year and thought it would solve all of your problems, I should've spoken up. Maybe when you dropped out of society and started dating that 40 year old skateboarder, I should have said-
I'm not coming back to glee club.
We need you, okay? Have you seen those purple pianos around school? We're planning this big recruiting and it's a tribute to the Go-Gos. I mean, who doesn't love the Go-Gos?
RRonnie
I prefer the Bangles.
Okay. We need your tremulous alto and your Belinda Carlisle glamor.
MThe Mack
I'll give you ten bucks if you let me beat her up for you, Quinn.
I'm sorry you're so sad, Quinn, and maybe you're not going to believe me because we were never really close but I'm sad not seeing you in the choir room and we've all been through so much together, we're a family, and this is our year to get it right. We would love to have you back in the Glee club, whenever you're ready, okay?
When I look at someone, I don't see someone who looks a certain way or has this or that amount of chromosomes. I just see someone I may or may not have to destroy.
PPuck
God, no.
FOOD FIGHT!
I have pepperoni in my bra.
Those are your nipples.
High school is where you learn, it's survival of the fittest. She's gonna drag the New Directions down and that's not fair for those of us who don't wanna spend our lives rotting in this insignificant town! You said that you'd do anything to get us to Nationals. She is gonna keep us from winning that elusive crown, if anything, she's gonna kill all of our chances!
What is wrong with you?
I just realized we did the gay high five.
[laughs] We did!
So this is what being turned on feels like.
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