Finn Hudson quotes from Glee

Finn

There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.

Quinn

All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.

Rachel

She's prettier than me.

Finn

Would you stop? You're beautiful.

Finn

(after talking to Rachel about her confidence) You know, she may be making a comeback. (walks away)

Rachel

(smiles softly)

Finn

It's not emotional or good or...

Rachel

It sucks.

Finn

Yeah.

Rachel

I've never even had a drink.

Finn

Seriously? No wonder I never got past second base.

Rachel

[burps] It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! PINK!

Kurt

[dancing and talking to Finn] Are you not drinking?

Finn

No. Designated driver. What about you?

Kurt

I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get too sloppy. [looks at Blaine]

Blaine

[dancing crazily]

Kurt

Clearly he doesn't have the same concern.

Blaine

Hey, it is so cool that you and Kurt are brothers...Like brothers. Wow. You're so tall.

Kurt

Are you having fun, Blaine?

Blaine

Yeah. This is the best party ever!

Rachel

Finny, dance with me. [dances with Finn] We had it going on, right? I wasn't making it up or anything? I'd do anything for you. Anything.

Finn

[lets go of Rachel] Okay Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm going to break it down for you. [sits down with Rachel]

Rachel

Okay.

Finn

Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.

Santana

[crying] You like her more than me! She's blond and awesome and so smart. Admit it! Just admit it!

Sam

[confused]

Santana

No kiss me! [kisses Sam]

Finn

Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the anger girl drunks.

Quinn

I can't believe what you did to my body! I used to have abs!

Back off!

Lauren

Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?

Chill out!

Finn

Brittany, the girl who also turns into a stripper drunk.

Brittany

[dancing]

Artie

[throwing money into the air] Makin' it rain! [laughing] That's my girlfriend. I love you babe.

Finn

Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks.

[laughing hysterically]

Finn

And then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey. It's not cool.

Rachel

[frowns and pats Finn's back] What-What kind of girl is this? [stands up] Let's play spin the bottle!

Brittany

[looking at the audience] You guys, I'm really nervous. Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks and I really wanna do her music justice.

Sam

We haven't had enough rehearsal.

Mercedes

Or any at all.

Finn

And most of our assembly performances usually end in some kind of riot.

Rachel

Never fear, teammates. [hands plastic cups to everyone] Now it's a Broadway tradition for nervous performers to take a shot of whiskey before going on to calm their nerves and to mask the stench of bad dental hygiene. [pours her drink in each cup] In that tradition, I have mixed us a playful showbiz cocktail of what was left in my dad's liquor cabinet. There's some Brandy and Vermouth, Portwine, and Scotch in here and also some Kool-aid and some crumbled up Oreos.

Santana

Oh my God, this tastes like cough syrup.

Rachel

There's also cough syrup in here.

Finn

What about after we win Nationals?

Will

I'll buy the sparkling cider.

Holly

[in a classroom] Demonstration: [holds a condom] this is a condom. Which can help prevent the spread of HIV, which can lead to AIDS. And it also prevents pregnancy. [holds a cucumber]

Finn

[shocked] Wait, cucumbers can give you AIDS?

Mercedes

Seriously? 'Cause I just had them in my salad!

Holly

Hola, clase.

Mercedes

Oh no, it's the salad lady.

Holly

Okay. So sex...it's just like hugging, only wetter.

Artie

Yeah it is.

Holly

Okay, so let's start with the basics. [to Finn] Finn, is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?

Finn

I have always been dubious.

Will

[strikes the piano keys]

Holly

[to Brittany] And Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?

Brittany

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Will

[strikes the piano again]

Rachel

[finishes singing] It's called "Only Child".

Finn

Yeah, I got that. Uh...it's better than "My Headband". That's for sure. But it...feels like you're playing scared. You're only dealing with easy pain. You gotta get to the hard stuff. That's what's relatable to everybody.

Rachel

I'm perfectly capable to accessing my pain. I cry every time I sing a solo.

Finn

Exactly. When you sing, I can feel it. I guess you got to go inside yourself to wherever the singing comes from, and write from there.

Rachel

[sits next to Finn] Have you even ever tried to write a song?

Quinn

[voiceover while watching Rachel and Finn] Sometimes I worry about Finn. I mean, how damaged does a guy have to be, to be into some as annoying as Rachel? Still, he is a good guy and I do really like him. And he's my first love and first loves are forever. And another thing, without him I'm never going to get one of these. I know what you're thinking. "Prom queen? You're smart and super pretty and relatively sane for a girl. Does being prom queen really matter to you?" Well, it does. Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. It's probably because they smile all the time. And smiling has been proven to ward off diseases. But I can't do it without Finn. He's a shoo-in for prom king, and after winning the big game, he'll help me land crucial swing votes. Amazingly, the only person standing in my way is her and her damn talent. If I'm going to guarantee he doesn't stray with her, I'm going to have to play it right. They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Well, Rachel Berry, you just got yourself a new best friend.

Quinn

Even if we win that or even Nationals that isn't gonna put us back where we belong.

Finn

Which is where?

Quinn

On top!

Finn

On top of what?

Quinn

Do you want to be in this relationship or not?

Finn

Whoa, scary Quinn. Okay, uh...after Regionals.

Quinn

[smiles] After Regionals.

Will

Okay what else?

Tina

She called the Ohio Secretary of State saying she was me and that I wanted to legally change my name to Tina Cohen-Loser.

Will

She. [sighs and writes "Loser" on the board] Okay, and how does that make you feel?

Finn

Well, at first it hurts but then it mostly makes you want to win.

Will

Guys, I think you may have just found your song. [writes "Like Me" on the board and circles "Loser Like Me"] Now let's get to writing.

Finn

Hey, break a leg.

Rachel

Last time we were here you told me you loved me.

Finn

I really like your song.

Rachel

Listen carefully because, I mean every word of it.