Holly quotes from Glee

Holly

Lindsey Lohan es bien loca, no?

Holly

These kids feel special; they have a voice, and if we don't listen to it, they just tune us out.

Holly

Last year a guy asked me to marry him. I moved.

Holly

So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with. And everybody's got a random

Holly

It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with.

Holly

You don't want any of this. I'm damaged goods. Yes, that makes me terrific in bed, but it also means I tend to break nice guys like you into Wasa Crackers.

Holly

[walks in the choir room and slides the buttered floor]

Artie

Oh what the hell?

Holly

Hola classe. Nothing says buenos días like a buttered floor.

Kurt

[walks in and slips]

Holly

I'm Holly Holliday.

Are you a porn star or a drag queen?

Holly

Cee-Lo, that's what I'm talking about!

Santana

What would you know about Cee-Lo? You're like... 40.

Holly

Top 40, sweet cheeks. Hit it!

Holly

Hey Rachel!

Rachel

Hello, Ms. Holiday. I'd like you know that I have a very severe bruise on my right buttocks from your game of gansta rap musical chairs. I'll be going on record with the school nurse later today.

Holly

[in a classroom] Demonstration: [holds a condom] this is a condom. Which can help prevent the spread of HIV, which can lead to AIDS. And it also prevents pregnancy. [holds a cucumber]

Finn

[shocked] Wait, cucumbers can give you AIDS?

Mercedes

Seriously? 'Cause I just had them in my salad!

Holly

Hola, clase.

Mercedes

Oh no, it's the salad lady.

Holly

Okay. So sex...it's just like hugging, only wetter.

Artie

Yeah it is.

Holly

Okay, so let's start with the basics. [to Finn] Finn, is it true that you thought you got your girlfriend pregnant via hot tub?

Finn

I have always been dubious.

Will

[strikes the piano keys]

Holly

[to Brittany] And Brittany, you think that storks bring babies?

Brittany

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Will

[strikes the piano again]

Santana

I'm attracted to girls, I'm attracted to guys. I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a human.

Holly

Hmm well we've all been there.