Running away from a battle is a desrespect for bushido. You'd better start again and relearn how to be a samurai. [Gintoki raises the woman in the red kimono over his head and throws her at Hijikata.] What the hell do you think you're doing, bastard?!
Gintoki
[spits] You're still a hundred years behind to give me lessons about how to be a samurai.
What are you talking about? It was my move before yours that clinched it. Even if you weren't around, I'd be fine.
Gintoki
Pretty tough talk coming from someone who was afraid of death. It would be quite a joke if the one they call the "Vice-Commander from Hell" was afraid of ghosts.
Gin-chan, it's time to go... Huh? [the deck where Gintoki and Hijikata were sitting is empty now. She looks down and sees they are both hiding beneath the deck.] What are you guys doing?
The eldest of three kappa brothers caught by Ezu in Lake Toya, Taro Kappa! Leave the property immediately, or we kappa will haunt... [squeezes the owner's crotch harder]
Gin-san, shouldn't we buy an air conditioner? It's too hot for just one fan.
Gintoki
Don't say such stupid things. Where the hell would you find one? If you have the time to think of air conditioning, why don't you go and do some mind conditioning?
Gin-san, the fact that it's the "South" Pole doesn't mean it's always summer there.
Gintoki
I know that, okay? South Pole may not be a paradise! What I mean is that they say you'll feel cold as long as you think it's cold! ...That really doesn't work.
Man, this is useless! It's way too hot, too hot! And why should I be the only one who has to buy a fan in this heat? Maybe I really should go and get an air conditioner. Hey old man, what do you think? Should I really buy an air conditioner?
VPVan passenger
Uh? Well... It's fine, ain't it?
Gintoki
No, it ain't fine!!! Where would I get the money for an air conditioner? Stop saying such needless stuff!
Ahh, this sucks! Even the blue sky sucks, and it's so blue!! Why do I have to go through all of this to buy a fan? Hey old man, is it okay if I just go home? Can I just go home?
TPTruck passenger
Eh? Isn't it okay if you go home?
Gintoki
No, it's not okay!!! You've got no idea of the situation! You don't know jack about this, so mind your own business!!! [the man in the truck starts crying]
[At a factory producing Justaways, Yamazaki is told Gintoki has amnesia]
Gintoki
That is the case, so excuse me. You seem to be someone I used to know, but I don't remember. Uh, Shinsengumi's... what was it? Should I call you Shin-chan maybe?
[hits Gintoki on the head] Hey! I said it was a secret operation, didn't I?! Ah, I said it! [drags Gintoki off to the side]
Gintoki
What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?
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