[Gintoki, also in a kappa outfit, is holding the landplot owner in submission, grabbing his groin with one of his hands.]
Landplot owner
Wh-who the hell are...?
Gintoki
The eldest of three kappa brothers caught by Ezu in Lake Toya, Taro Kappa! Leave the property immediately, or we kappa will haunt... [squeezes the owner's crotch harder]
Landplot owner
P-p-please forgive me! What does a kappa like? Cucumbers? Tell me what you want! I don't have any hair, but I have money!
Gintoki
Something I like?... Okay. [squeezes even harder, making the owner pass out.] Sweet things and crazy people.
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