Yamazaki quotes from Gin Tama

Yamazaki

No doubt about it. I’ve found them.

Mommy, is that a peeping tom?

Yuu-chan, don’t look at him.

Should we tell the police?

Hijikata

Come on, put some muscle into it! I'll beat the shit outta anyone who slacks off!

That damn vice-commander...if the vice-commander were the commander, we'd be in a grave situation. [commander sounds the same as gravity/solemnity in Japanese]

Yamazaki

Come on, 10 in the morning is a little early, don't you think?

Hijikata

You maggot! Man can do anything he puts his mind to!

Yamazaki

[swinging a badminton racket] We're not putting our minds to it. We're just faking it.

Hijikata

Are you swinging that thing around again?! [kicks Yamazaki]

Hijikata

Doubting your commander’s word is a crime punishable by death at my hands. Yamazaki, you’re first.

Yamazaki

But I didn’t say anything!

Hijikata

But you’re talking now, aren’t you, you sanctimonious troglodyte!

Hijikata

Give it up!

Did you want something?

Yamazaki

That’s…a strapped-for-cash samurai…

Hijikata

What the...

Yamazaki

I was in a hurry, so I accidentally tripped and fell on my way. I am terribly sorry. I realize my carelessness.

Hijikata

Yeah? Well I think that sauce around your mouth was even more careless.

Yamazaki

Uh, how will you do the exorcism?

Gintoki

By getting rid of you.

Yamazaki

What? Anybody could do that!

Gintoki

Yes! It's in! The spirit's in him now!

Hijikata

The way I see it, it looked more like a body blow than a spirit.

Kagura

[pretending to be the spirit by manipulating Yamazaki's unconscious body] No, you're wrong, I'm in here! Well, everyone, it was entirely my fault that the factory...

Kondo

Heyyy! Isn't that the factory supervisor?!

Gintoki

That is the case, so excuse me. You seem to be someone I used to know, but I don't remember. Uh, Shinsengumi's... what was it? Should I call you Shin-chan maybe?

Yamazaki

[hits Gintoki on the head] Hey! I said it was a secret operation, didn't I?! Ah, I said it! [drags Gintoki off to the side]

Gintoki

What is it, you? Bang bang banging on people's heads like that. Are you hoping to become a tambourine player? If you don't like Shin-chan, then how about Sen-chan from secret operation?

Yamazaki

Are you harassing me? Am I not telling you that it's Yamazaki?

Gintoki

Oh, I don't remember, so I will go with Tanbara.

Yamazaki

It's not that you don't remember, it's that you don't want to remember, isn't it!!

Yamazaki

Master, I'm withdrawing from here now. It looks like our commander has gone missing.

Gintoki

Jimmy, are you going to lose heart that quickly? Nobody can do that well at first. You can do anything you put your mind into!

Yamazaki

Who the heck is Jimmy?! Is it possible that you're getting that from "jimi" (plain)? Besides, I only came here as a spy!

Gintoki

The boss is an ero list? Stop making false accusations! The boss is the one who took me in, he saved me!

Yamazaki

I don't really understand what you're saying... "Ero"? "List"?

Kondo

Sakata-san. We're gonna start working again.

Yamazaki

Ah, oops. Well then, time for me to... [turns to leave]

Kondo

Sakata-san, will you take a look at my Justaway?

Yamazaki

[turns back and sees Kondo and Gintoki]

Kondo

So what do you think of it?

Gintoki

Hm... maybe you could raise this part just a little bit, Gori-san.

Yamazaki

[Gives Kondo a punch] What the hell are you saying?!

Gintoki

Gori-san!

Yamazaki

[on the phone] Hello? I have found the idiot. Yes, I'll bring him back right away.

Gintoki

Gori-san, wake up! Jimmy, what was that for? Gori-san, you know, is the same as me, he lost his memory. If you don't treat his head gently he'll lose consciousness right away! He's as delicate as a Nintendo!

Yamazaki

[crushes his phone in shock] Amnesia?! Are you serious, Commander?! Even though you're an idiot, what sort of crazy situation have you gotten yourself into?! Even though you're an idiot!

Gintoki

That's too much, Jimmy! Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries!

Yamazaki

Enough! This is pathetic, this is a pain in the ass, you guys! Anyway, we'll go back together, Commander!

Kondo

[with tears in his eyes] Stop it! I've decided to become the number one Justaway craftsman in Edo! It doesn't matter what happens, I'll become number one, I promised the boss I would!

Yamazaki

In that case, don't worry, you're the world's number one idiot. Now come on!

Kondo

I don't wanna, I don't wanna!

Yamazaki

Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!

Gintoki

Did we say something like that, Gori-san?

Kondo

It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...

Yamazaki

That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!