Gintoki quotes from Gin Tama

Kondo

Sakata-san. We're gonna start working again.

Yamazaki

Ah, oops. Well then, time for me to... [turns to leave]

Kondo

Sakata-san, will you take a look at my Justaway?

Yamazaki

[turns back and sees Kondo and Gintoki]

Kondo

So what do you think of it?

Gintoki

Hm... maybe you could raise this part just a little bit, Gori-san.

Yamazaki

[Gives Kondo a punch] What the hell are you saying?!

Gintoki

Gori-san!

Yamazaki

[on the phone] Hello? I have found the idiot. Yes, I'll bring him back right away.

Gintoki

Gori-san, wake up! Jimmy, what was that for? Gori-san, you know, is the same as me, he lost his memory. If you don't treat his head gently he'll lose consciousness right away! He's as delicate as a Nintendo!

Yamazaki

[crushes his phone in shock] Amnesia?! Are you serious, Commander?! Even though you're an idiot, what sort of crazy situation have you gotten yourself into?! Even though you're an idiot!

Gintoki

That's too much, Jimmy! Idiots in their idiotic way have their own idiotic worries!

Yamazaki

Enough! This is pathetic, this is a pain in the ass, you guys! Anyway, we'll go back together, Commander!

Kondo

[with tears in his eyes] Stop it! I've decided to become the number one Justaway craftsman in Edo! It doesn't matter what happens, I'll become number one, I promised the boss I would!

Yamazaki

In that case, don't worry, you're the world's number one idiot. Now come on!

Kondo

I don't wanna, I don't wanna!

Yamazaki

Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!

Gintoki

Did we say something like that, Gori-san?

Kondo

It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...

Yamazaki

That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!