Katsura quotes from Gin Tama

Katsura

Excuse me? It's me, Katsura. [silence] No one home... And it's an emergency...

Katsura

Uh... Excuse me, is Gintoki-kun home? I, uh, brought some bread rolls, so if you'd like to--

Katsura

Your right hand can’t carry the entire burden. From now on, I’m your left arm.

Katsura

Zura janai, Captain Katsura dattebayo! (Note: "Zura janai, Katsura da" means "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." The dattebayo part is a play on the end particle of the sentence, "da". Dattebayo is Naruto's catchphrase from the anime/manga Naruto.)

Katsura

If you can't even make a single animal obey you, how are you supposed to protect your country? You dare call yourself a samurai like that?

Katsura

Gintoki.

Gintoki

Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.

Katsura

What are you doing here?

Gintoki

Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.

Katsura

That’s fine then.

Gintoki

See you, Zura.

Katsura

It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.

Shinpachi

Elizabeth-san! Why are you here?

Gintoki

So then Zura’s here too.

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura.

Gintoki

Ah, no good. I’m bad with technical things.

Katsura

What do you think after reading that, Gintoki?

Gintoki

I really have no idea.

Katsura

Then I’ll tell you. They intend to destroy Edo!

Eh??

Katsura

They’re going to enjoy Edo?

Shinpachi

Destroy it, you dummy!

Katsura

They’ll use it [a giant earthquake] to destroy Edo!

Oh no!

Gintoki

That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.

Katsura

Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!

Gintoki

Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?

Gintoki

[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!

Shinpachi

[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!

Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.

Kondo

Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won’t mean shit!

Katsura

[comes running up, panting] Well done, Gintoki.

Buy a freakin’ car.

Katsura

Get out of here, Gintoki.

Gintoki

Zura? Zura Kotarou?

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura! [punches Gintoki]

Gintoki

Hey, why are you upper cutting me after all this time?

Katsura

I’ve told you so many times to quit calling me by that nickname.

Katsura

Gintoki, will you take up your sword once again to cleanse this rotting nation? Lend me the strength of the fearsome white demon once again. [flashback to when they were fighting together] Is this it? Rather than falling into enemy hands, we should kill ourselves and die as warriors.

Gintoki

Don’t be stupid. Stand up. If you have time to think of a beautiful end, then why not live beautifully until the last? Let’s do it, Zura.

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

Katsura

I’ve never understood what goes on in your head.

Gintoki

I love the thrill of a real fight. That’s why I hate this trickery you’re pulling. Our fight is over. And yet you come, time and time again, pestering me about it. What are you, my mother-in-law?

Katsura

Are you some kind of idiot? Mothers always pester their sons. You just don’t have anyone that does it with you on a daily basis.

Gintoki

Hey you, if I didn’t have naturally wavy hair like this, I’d kick your ass.

Katsura

You’re always blaming your hair for your cowardice. How pitiful.

Gintoki

You’re the pitiful one. You try to trick a guy into fighting with you.

Shinpachi

What the hell are you talking about?!