Shinpachi quotes from Gin Tama

Shinpachi

Gin-san! S-save me!

Shinpachi

I’m not letting them chase me!

Shinpachi

I wonder what lies in this man’s soul. I can’t really tell at all, but…though it’s dim, I can see a light shining through. I think I’ll stay with him and look at that light a bit longer.

Shinpachi

This timing’s just like some manga!

Shinpachi

Rather than worrying about an alien, we should be worrying about keeping a roof over our heads.

Shinpachi

We can’t heal you, so if that’s it, I suggest you donate money to a local church. Well, they do it for free sometimes, but I heard from great-grandma…No, I’m sorry! When I said “money”, I meant in this game I’m playing! No! I don’t want my last words to be some lame excuse about a game!

Shinpachi

[to the old man] I bought your damned Jump and Playboy…

Shinpachi

What a dumb old man. I can’t stand him. What I really can’t stand though is how Playboy’s editors are so lax! Why can’t they get things right? The pages aren’t even numbered correctly!

Shinpachi

Not only to you lack the will to do anything, you don’t even have the determination to run from your problems!

Shinpachi

When my sister makes fried eggs, you see and taste things you can’t even imagine. Gin-san, did you know? There are some canned goods that smell so bad, even a cat wouldn’t go near them. They say that smelly things often taste good. Gin-san, did you know? When the Inuit catch a reindeer, they eat all the intestines and everything. I’ll bet it’s so soft and warm and delicious. And Gin-san, did you know? When a hawk catches a rat, it only eats it after taking it apart in its nest! I’ll be it’s soooo…there’s so many good things on this earth!

Shinpachi

There’s your culprit! What the hell’s with that glazed over sugar coma?!

Shinpachi

Hey! Pointless characters shouldn’t take up the whole scene!

Shinpachi

Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.

Gintoki

Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.

Kagura

That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.

Shinpachi

I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!

Gintoki

Our checkbook?

Kagura

Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!

Gintoki

That’s….

Kagura

a sinus infection?

Shinpachi

It’s an earthquake, dummy!

Shinpachi

Right, right, I'm coming. We already have a newspaper...

I heard this is the place that will do anything you ask.

Shinpachi

[lightning flashes in the background] BA!!

Kagura

Shinpachi, what are you doing? If you don't hurry, my show's gonna start.

I heard that you were the Yorozuya.

Kagura

[lightning flashes in background] KA!!

Gintoki

Jesus, man, is he really being so forceful? If he's not backing off, just say you'll kick his ass and-

This is the Yorozuya, isn't it?

Gintoki

[lightning flashes in background] NA!!

Shinpachi

BA!

Kagura

KA!

Gintoki

NA!

Ayame

I see. So the money wasn’t a dowry for us, Gin-san.

Gintoki

Why would I love you? You can’t even have a lover in your profession.

Ayame

Cold as usual, I see. But I won’t give up even after such a warning.

Gintoki

Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.

Ayame

Do you think that pushing me away is going to make me happy?

Gintoki

Just do something about it, Natto woman!

Ayame

[falls to the ground, spilling the natto on Gintoki’s head] That’s right. That’s what I want. It’s my passion. It’s what turns me on!

Shinpachi

What’s with this? It stinks.

Kagura

The natto smell turns her on?