Client quotes from Gin Tama

Who was it that said the candle burns brightest before it goes out? Oh yes, it was Kana-chan.

Shinpachi

Right, right, I'm coming. We already have a newspaper...

I heard this is the place that will do anything you ask.

Shinpachi

[lightning flashes in the background] BA!!

Kagura

Shinpachi, what are you doing? If you don't hurry, my show's gonna start.

I heard that you were the Yorozuya.

Kagura

[lightning flashes in background] KA!!

Gintoki

Jesus, man, is he really being so forceful? If he's not backing off, just say you'll kick his ass and-

This is the Yorozuya, isn't it?

Gintoki

[lightning flashes in background] NA!!

Shinpachi

BA!

Kagura

KA!

Gintoki

NA!

Gintoki

Want some?

What’s that?

Gintoki

It’s red beans over rice. A Gintoki-don.

T-that’s alright.

Gintoki

Did I really drink so much? My head’s spinning, and everything’s so blurry.

No, it’s an earthquake, isn’t it?

Gintoki

I can’t hold it!

I think I’m going to throw up too. [vomits right behind Gintoki]

Gintoki

Don’t do it there. Go down there a little bit.

Katsura

They’ll use it [a giant earthquake] to destroy Edo!

Oh no!

Gintoki

That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.

Katsura

Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!

Gintoki

Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!

Katsura

It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!

[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?

Gintoki

[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!

Shinpachi

[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!

Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.

Gintoki

Don’t run away! You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!

Change?

Gintoki

You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!

Gintoki

Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! You’re not here to challenge me, are you? That’s not just stupid, but arrogant too. I burp at your insolence. [burps]

Kagura

If you’re gonna do it, give it your all. Burp so hard that you may never be able to burp again! [burps]

Shinpachi

I’m not so soft as to be defeated by such a pitiful enemy. This contest isn’t about burping as much as the will to burp. [burps]

Quit your burping and get on with it!

[looking at Shinpachi’s outstretched hand] Hmm, you want one of three things. 1: for me to read your palm, 2: to hold your hand, 3: payment for your services. Now, which one is it?

Shinpachi

Money, you old bag! Money!