Kagura quotes from Gin Tama

Kagura

It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.

Kagura

I’m on TV! I gotta call my folks!

Kagura

And who is this? Vanessa?

Kagura

[picks up Sadaharu] What do I have to do? If you’ll only trust him as far as I can throw him, I can throw him as far as you want!

Kagura

[about Otose] There’s no way she’d give anyone anything! I once saw her shoot down a passing star cruiser!

Kagura

You put sand in the snacks, because the drunks won’t tell. You’re smart lady.

Kagura

Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that’s what Gin-chan says.

Kagura

I missed.

Kagura

[dressed as a kappa, she is stopping a bulldozer] I am the kappa, Saburo! Give me some cucumbers, mister!

We finally cornered you!

Gintoki

What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.

Kagura

Be thankful!

What the hell? Are you being a sore loser? Do you think we’re idiots? You led us all around town.

Shinpachi

Gin-san, this isn’t looking good.

Gintoki

Yeah, I know. It’s not good to be reading Jump at my age.

Kagura

That’s true, the onigiri you roll taste terrible.

Shinpachi

I don’t mean either of those! I’m talking about this!

Gintoki

Our checkbook?

Kagura

Ha! Don’t make fun of me. You can’t eat a thing like that!

Gintoki

That’s….

Kagura

a sinus infection?

Shinpachi

It’s an earthquake, dummy!

Gintoki

The earth’s rowdier than a group of five high school guys living under the same roof.

Kagura

That’s just not normal is it?

Gintoki

Well, it happens in Jump.

Shinpachi

Right, right, I'm coming. We already have a newspaper...

I heard this is the place that will do anything you ask.

Shinpachi

[lightning flashes in the background] BA!!

Kagura

Shinpachi, what are you doing? If you don't hurry, my show's gonna start.

I heard that you were the Yorozuya.

Kagura

[lightning flashes in background] KA!!

Gintoki

Jesus, man, is he really being so forceful? If he's not backing off, just say you'll kick his ass and-

This is the Yorozuya, isn't it?

Gintoki

[lightning flashes in background] NA!!

Shinpachi

BA!

Kagura

KA!

Gintoki

NA!

Ayame

I see. So the money wasn’t a dowry for us, Gin-san.

Gintoki

Why would I love you? You can’t even have a lover in your profession.

Ayame

Cold as usual, I see. But I won’t give up even after such a warning.

Gintoki

Hey, what’s that natto for, anyway? If you intend to seduce me with it, you’re way off base, you know.

Ayame

Do you think that pushing me away is going to make me happy?

Gintoki

Just do something about it, Natto woman!

Ayame

[falls to the ground, spilling the natto on Gintoki’s head] That’s right. That’s what I want. It’s my passion. It’s what turns me on!

Shinpachi

What’s with this? It stinks.

Kagura

The natto smell turns her on?