Otose quotes from Gin Tama

Otose

We aren’t a restaurant. We just serve drinks and healthy perversions.

Otose

Hey Gintoki! Enough with the excuses! Just hurry up and pay the damned rent!

Gintoki

I fixed your VCR the other day, didn’t I? That should make us even.

Otose

No way. This is a full month’s rent we’re talking about. Not only that, the VCR broke again and didn’t record my show!

Gintoki

Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll show it again if it gets popular.

Otose

I don’t care about that! Just give me my money, you permanent perm!

Gintoki

Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!

Otose

Then just kill yourself!

Otose

What’s with this girl? She’s already eaten five bowls!

Shinpachi

Five, eh? She’s still got a long way to go.

Gintoki

We’ve got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.

Otose

Hey, what the hell are you doing, crashing into my store?! You’d better be prepared to die!

I’m sorry; I didn’t get enough sleep last night.

Otose

Then I’ll let you sleep for all eternity!

Otose

Hey, you brainless perm-boy, get out here and pay the goddamn rent!

Gintoki

Oh all right, I guess there’s nothing for it. Here ya go. Adios.

Otose

Hey you! What the hell? 230 yen? Aren’t you mistaking your rent for your milk money, you idiot?!

Gintoki

No! I don’t have shit for cash! You know that, you thick headed ho!

Otose

If you don’t have any money, then go scam a couple of rich old ladies, you naturally-permed swindler!

Gintoki

It’s always money, money, money, money with you! Why don’t you go swindle someone, you harlot hag?

Otose

If you wanna get your ass kicked, then just say so!

Gintoki

If you want a piece of me, I’ll take you on!

Otose

I’m serious, if you don’t pay up, I’m gonna throw your worthless ass out!

Gintoki

I’ve come to pay the rent.

Otose

What’s all this? There’s probably a camera around here somewhere, isn’t there?

Gintoki

I thought I’d come pay this month’s rent…[camera pans to Sadaharu]

Otose

Yes, it’s certainly hot out today.

Gintoki

Please, I’m begging you! Surely this is worth a month’s rent!

Otose

I don’t need any Dog of Flanders!

Gintoki

Nah, no way, the only way she'd be called Ayano would be if it had Battleship at the front.

Otose

Hey, how did you know my name was Ayano?

Kagura

Oh mister ant, are you enjoying your walk?

Otose

Why are you trying to reconcile the harsh truth with simple objects? I’m not an ant, I’m an Ayano!

Shinpachi

Hey, I think you hit something back there!

Kagura

I’m sure it was nothing.

Gintoki

Compared to our endeavor, the lives of others mean little.

Shinpachi

That was a person! A person! A person!

Gintoki

No, it wasn’t.

Kagura

If anything, it was a mushroom or maybe a toadstool.

Otose

You people make me sick.

Otose

Can’t you just once pay up front, or maybe even on time? Or even forget it altogether and just say, “Oh, nice day isn’t it?” You’re terrible!

Gintoki

If it’s small talk you want, then I’ll give you small talk! It’s suuuuuch a niiiice daaaaay! Ugh, I can’t. It feels like cotton in my mouth.

Otose

Why don’t you use that no-good mouth to get some money?! Or should I do it? I bet those red lips would fetch a high price in the red light district!

Gintoki

Shut up! My lips exist solely for strawberry milk and chocolate parfaits.

Otose

If you’ve got time to eat filth like that, then pay the damned rent, even if it’s just 1 yen of it!

Gintoki

My life’s more important to me than the damned rent.

Otose

You think you can pay for that monster when you can’t even get your own shit together?

Gintoki

I was never very flexible. Who cares if a little shit remains?

Otose

Not that kind of shit…

Otose

One week?

Gintoki

Yeah, I'll be sure to pay you within the next week, interests included.

Kagura

And I've promoted myself for that! I'll be able to eat as much sukonbu as I want!

Shinpachi

You've got such narrow goals...

Otose

Hey mister, we're closing.

Hasegawa

Aah, can't you let me drink just a bit more? I wanna find a place where I can stay away from the reality that suffocates me.

Otose

I just hope you don't puke out whatever's suffocating you, 'cause it's probably something you ate. And take off those sunglasses, or you'll catch a cold.

Hasegawa

Shaddup! I'm okay.

Otose

What are you saying? You're obviously not okay, mister [mattaku daijobu ja nai okyaku] - shortening, madao.