Landplot owner quotes from Gin Tama

What's with all the screaming there? Did you guys hurt your balls or something?

You see, that's why I told you to leave this place. This isn't your home, it's my property. As you can see, I bought this whole region.

Ebina

Shut up! I was living here even before you were in your dad's balls! Why do I have to leave? I mean, don't look over here, it's embarrassing. Put your camera away, seriously.

Shinpachi

Since that plate broke, he's gotten a bit shy... Does that plate have any meaning anyway?

Wh-who the hell are...?

Gintoki

The eldest of three kappa brothers caught by Ezu in Lake Toya, Taro Kappa! Leave the property immediately, or we kappa will haunt... [squeezes the owner's crotch harder]

P-p-please forgive me! What does a kappa like? Cucumbers? Tell me what you want! I don't have any hair, but I have money!

Gintoki

Something I like?... Okay. [squeezes even harder, making the owner pass out.] Sweet things and crazy people.