Lorelai Gilmore quotes from Gilmore Girls

Lorelai

Ooo. He licked the Dark Magenta. What about the baseboards? Dark Magenta. The ceiling? Dark Magenta...you've got the Queer Eye my friend.

Lorelai

Ok I'm getting very uncomfortable with the Freaky Friday moment we're having here because it means I have to go to Yale, and you have to run the inn. And oh God I hate to think what it means for Luke.

Lorelai

Once upon a time there was a big house, with thick glass windows, and heavy stone walls, and a slightly pornographic fountain in the driveway. And all the animals in the forest were scared of the house because they thought it was haunted, and so did the all the villagers of Hartfordshire-ville...

Lorelai

Oh, he's perfectly fine with having his personal freedoms slowly stripped away, as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American.

Lorelai

Hey for me the jury's out on all you guys...you can thank Brad Pitt for that one.

Lorelai

I wonder if there's a connection between the shape of lighthouses, ferries, spermaceti, and Gayhead. Hahaha.

Lorelai

This would deffinately do a foot.

Lorelai

Just so you know that cat bites, scratches, and sprays and I'm pretty sure it's in heat.

Lorelai

I managed to find Uno and Checkers, and Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!

Lorelai

Hey will you come over later tonight? I have a cricket cornered in a paper cup in the living room. I poked holes in it so it could breathe and then I taped it to the floor 'cause he kept jumping out and then I put books on top of the tape in case it wasn't sticky enough so don't move the books until you're ready for transport.

Lorelai

No but I do have this incredibly bad perfume that Luke gave me for Christmas last year that I can spray around the house. It's like a cross between Love's Baby Soft and Curious by Britney Spears with just a hint of Lysol.

Lorelai

Um ok. :[typing on Rory's Sidekick to Christopher] Your daughter is about to see Richard Gere's penis. Enjoy your celery. That should shut him up for a while.

Lorelai

That's gotta be some kind of record.

Lorelai

Well I know how mad you get when I bring the Insane Clown Posse with me.

Lorelai

I don't think I ever really loved anyone. Until Luke.

Lorelai

No! No! A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn't all take place in the car! Dances with Wolves wasn't one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes! Snakes! Snakes! Snakes on a plane! Relentless snakes on a plane!