Early morning chores?
You know. Milking Cows. Feeding Chickens. Slopping Pigs.
Slopping pigs?
Well. They're certainly not going to slop themselves.
“Friday Night Is All Right for Fighting” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Luke Danes (1), Sookie St. James (1)
He's completely in shock and he's trying to handle it the best he can.
Drinking?
No.
Xanax?
Once upon a time there was a big house, with thick glass windows, and heavy stone walls, and a slightly pornographic fountain in the driveway. And all the animals in the forest were scared of the house because they thought it was haunted, and so did the all the villagers of Hartfordshire-ville...
Oh, he's perfectly fine with having his personal freedoms slowly stripped away, as long as he's completely unaware that it's happening. Just like a true American.
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