“He's Slippin' 'Em Bread...Dig?” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (3), Rory Gilmore (2), Christopher Hayden (2), Lane Kim (1)
Very big. Unless it's a Waiting for Guffman thing and the label guys don't show up. Did I just jinx it?
I don't know. Let's do that unjinxing thing we used to do just in case. [grabs Lane's pinky] Jinx back, double pinky, round the side, double pinky, jinx back [With Lane].
I've set Gigi up with funds for private school, and prep school. And college. And grad school. And Ph.D. school. And a wedding and a divorce if she wants it. And another wedding. Or she can buy a bunch of cats if she wants to and a lifetime supply of popcorn and Twizzlers. ...What do you want? A car. How bout a Bentley they're pretty sweet. Or a new house? Or tract of land to build a new house?
You're too unmaterialistic I've always thought that about you.
If it makes you feel any better I'll ask Rory if she wants a brewery or a Bentley.
Or a castle. Don't forget the castle... It doesn't have to be in Ireland. It can be in Germany. Czech Republic. Scotland. Narnia.
Ok I'm getting very uncomfortable with the Freaky Friday moment we're having here because it means I have to go to Yale, and you have to run the inn. And oh God I hate to think what it means for Luke.
They never invited their priest over to try and talk you out of having sex.
Five times! And on the last one, they triple-teamed with a priest, a rabbi, and a Mormon missionary. I made so many jokes that night I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me.
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