Solaris?
No. Not again.
I'm telling you there's a story there somewhere.
Yeah. The story is you, calling yourself Mrs. Clooney for two hours.
“You've Been Gilmored” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (3), Luke Danes (1), Emily Gilmore (1), Chris (1)
Number three?
Hmm?
The martini.
Helps settle my stomach.
Really?
What is this feeling, this tightness in the chest, this anger mixed with paralyzing weakness?
You've been Gilmored!
Hey for me the jury's out on all you guys...you can thank Brad Pitt for that one.
I don't believe it.
What?
Did you not see those two girls?
No, why?
They totally checked you out.
They did? Hehe, cool!
It's the same way with Mom, I swear. I hate having hot parents!
Having a bad reaction to an onion brick.
What part of onion brick do you not understand?
I gave dad his tour today. It was nice. He saw the campus. We had dinner.
Oh, how very 7th Heaven of you.
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