“A Vineyard Valentine” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (4), Rory Gilmore (2), Luke Danes (2), Logan Huntzberger (1)
Professor Wallace wants a correction to the interview we printed with him. He wants to clarify that he, in fact, referred to his department's problems with the advisory board as a, quote, us and them thing, unquote.
What did we print originally?
S & M thing
I wonder if there's a connection between the shape of lighthouses, ferries, spermaceti, and Gayhead. Hahaha.
Freeze-dried spaghetti?
Just add hot water. Eat it out of the bag.
Am I gonna find hot water in there?
[pulls out a mini burner]
I got to heat it up on the stove.
Oh...my God.
It's a bowie knife. To cut fish, cut tree limbs.
To amputate a leg?
Not a leg. It could do a foot.
You didn't know we wouldn't be performing surgery on each other?
I wanted to be prepared.
Oh wow. I was like in a zen, trance. I was totally somewhere else.
Oooh I was in Greece, where were you?
Bergdoff Goodman.
When you reach a zen trance you go to Bergdoff Goodman?
To each his own. Thanks Ron, Jerry.
I didn't know the gym had masseurs.
No, Ron and Jerry work for the laundry service but they have missed their calling.
You got laundry guys to give you a massage?
Never underestimate the persuasive powers of Lorelai Gilmore.
This would deffinately do a foot.
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