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Gilmore Girls · Season 7, Episode 4

“S'Wonderful, S'Marvelous” quotes from Gilmore Girls

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“S'Wonderful, S'Marvelous” · Season 7, Episode 4

In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (5), Rory Gilmore (1), Sookie St. James (1), Christopher Hayden (1)

No! No! A movie should not just be its title. Driving Miss Daisy didn't all take place in the car! Dances with Wolves wasn't one long wolf dance. But this was nothing but snakes! Snakes! Snakes! Snakes on a plane! Relentless snakes on a plane!

Did he talk about my sparkling eyes and my glossy raven hair?

Look I'm not going to pass notes between you guys.

What if Emily Post says that's part of the appropriate protocol?

If you can get it in writing from the ghost of Emily Post, then I will pass as many notes as you want....I just want you to be careful.

Is this the sex talk? Because even if the ghost of Emily Post says it's OK. It is just plain weird.

It's OK you know, after breaking up out of a big relationship it's normal to have a rebound thing. A big bouncy rubber ball of a rebound thing. It's good...

But?

But. A rubber ball is a 28 yr old surfer, or a jazz saxophonist who drives a VW bus, or a really cute guy that can't even spell his last name. It's not the father of your only child. Christopher is not your rubber ball. He's a big heavy bowling ball!

[in disbelief] We have to go. We have to pick up my mother. From jail.

[laughs] Your mother's in jail?

Ohhhh, this night keeps getting better and better.

[Lorelai and Christopher at the jail to pick up Emily]

Am I smiling too much?

C[Christopher

You're smiling a lot

Alright I'll try to bring it down a notch.

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