I want to get the healthy glow of someone who goes consistently to the gym without actually having to go of course.
“Bridesmaids Revisited” · Season 6
In this episode: Lorelai Gilmore (6), Christopher Hayden (4), Rory Gilmore (3), Logan Huntzberger (2), Kirk Gleason (1), Zack (1), Gigi (1)
I'm pretty sure it was Brigitte Nielsen and Kareem Abdul-Jabar sat right in front of me.
Brigitte and Kareem showed up huh? I swear any place with free cheese and crackers, they are there.
And just remember. If things don't go well. We will stop loving you...we'll be rooting for you.
Well it's not really a root for me kind of thing.
Well we brought foam fingers.
And we're planning on doing the wave if things get dull.
Dud? :[hand's Christopher a Milk Dud]
She's Anthony-Michael-Hall-in-Breakfast-Club smart.
I'm very proud, and mystified...Oh it's the new nanny.
Oh...does Sienna know about this?
These snotty private schools are impossible. Their waiting lists, and psychological tests, and blood samples, and sworn oaths, and dark backroom promises, and every single headmistress looks like Dick Cheney.
Just so you know that cat bites, scratches, and sprays and I'm pretty sure it's in heat.
I managed to find Uno and Checkers, and Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!
So what are we watching?
"SHHHHH"
Shhhhindler's List? Oh, Full house. You know I think the Olsen twins weigh less now than they did on that show.
[Zack proposes to Lane and pulls out a ring]
I got it at the pawn shop. It belonged to like an Elk or a Moose or something but it looked cool and I could afford it so I got it.
There you are!
Here I am.
I was looking all over for you! I didn't see you when I was walking down the aisle, I looked for you during the ceremony, where were you?
Here.
'Here'. You missed the wedding?
I'll apologize to Honor later.
Forget Honor, what's going on? Rory?
You didn't say a word. You just let me walk into a room full of girls you'd had sex with. [Logan closes his eyes] No, wait, I'm sorry. You only had sex with two and then with one of them, you just 'fooled around with', whatever that means. She spared me the exact parameters of the 'fooling around', you wanna fill me in?
Rory...
You know what, never mind, got a good imagination, I can figure it out.
Okay, look.
I can't believe it. You didn't just cheat on me, you really cheated on me!
I didn't cheat on you.
Oh, so you didn't sleep with-?
No, I did, but we were broken up.
No, you were broken up, not me, I thought we were just taking some time!
Apart, not seeing each other.
Yes: taking some time, not seeing each other for a while, that doesn't mean 'broken up'!
Oh, come on!
No! When... To break up, you have to tell the other person, you can't just decide that you're broken up and then just go off and... God, I can't believe I fell for all your stupid tricks! The coffee cart and going to my mother, you went to my mother, why would you bother going through that? You had plenty of back up, what do you need me for?!
Because I love you.
No! Don't!
Rory, I didn't cheat on you, I didn't lie to you!
You didn't tell me!
Of course not! Why would I tell you, why would I want you to be hurt and upset and angry?!
Blondie, Dizzy, I loved the cover, pretending all those girls were all worthless idiots!
They are worthless idiots, shooting their mouths off in front of you like that!
It's not their fault!
It is their fault, they love doing crap like this, causing trouble!
We were only apart for, like, two seconds and you managed to sleep with every one of your sister's friends! How did you even do that, I mean, did you work them in shifts, were there charts, signals, B-12 shots?!
I was depressed. I was lonely, I was upset, I've known these girls forever, it was just companionship, okay, it meant nothing!
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