Where are all the men in your society?
OOrnik
Men die out many year ago.
With all these women around, they were probably nagged to death. Are you with me, fellas? [He, Fry and Zapp laugh]
S3Amazon Women in the Mood
We have to go save them.
Nah, why bother?
Bender, think of the señoritas!
[A chord of Latin music plays]
Vámonos!
[After the men have been sentenced to death by snu-snu.]
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
You win again, gravity!
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go?
Maybe you can interface with my ass...by biting it!
What planet is this, anyway?
[shrugs] This whole sector is uncharted.
It is not uncharted. You lost the chart.
S3Parasites Lost
Stands back. I’m gonna puts my moves on her. [He hoots at Leela by saying "Wooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaahs" and twisting/moving his hips to the left and right.]
That jerk. No one hoots at my captain unless they’re prepared to take it to the next level.
Fry, please. That’s sweet, but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whupping.
Yo, sexy mama! Let’s get busy and freaky, in that order.
Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?
Eh, I’ve gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck-stop chick.
You take that back! She does not look good for a truck-stop chick.
[The truck stop men laugh, Leela starts getting angry.]
Yeah, you’re right. She don’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.
She does too! She’s loaded with meat! She’s got more meat than a cow!
[The truck stop men laugh even harder.]
Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
[whispers] Be very quiet. We're in the ear.
[whispers] Okay, professor.
WHAT?!
[to Leela] What about "what"?
Uh...What about we go for a walk because it's a lovely day, perhaps?
Oh, okay.
If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm colony!
But what about the worms in the other part of his body?
Listen, this is gonna be one Hell of a bowel movement. Afterward, he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not.
What is it? Is it about Bender?
No, it's about you and me.
And Bender?
Bender's not involved. Leela ... I love you.
You do?
Yes. But it's only recently that I've been able to articulate my thoughts. I love you, Leela, and I always have.
Fry, that's the sweetest, most wonderful-- Wait, "recently?" Like since you ate that toilet sandwich?
Yeah! I don't know why but my life really turned around that day.
Leela, you're just in time to help. If we don't get rid of the worms now, they'll burrow so deep into the bowel that not even Hermes' famous jerk prunes could dislodge them.
I call it "Caribbean Drain-o".
Apartment 1I. The old me would have made a joke about that!
S3A Tale of Two Santas
Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
PPramala
Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
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