For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
S2The Cryonic Woman
Fry, why must you analyze everything with your relentless logic?
It's a relief to meet you, Amy. I'm just having a hard time adjusting to all the strange stuff here in the future.
I'm from Mars.
[to a guy at the park] Care to donate to the Anti-Mugging You Fund?
We don't need to beg Bender, for God's sake we're not veterans.
Then what do you suggest? A daring daylight robbery of Fort Knox on elephant back? That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
What's deathrolling?
BCBlack Child
It's like skateboarding.
PKPunk Kid
But half the time someone dies.
Oh. So it's a little safer than skateboarding.
My mother always said you were a loser, Fry. Now get out there and prove her wrong.
Beth said that?
I find this post-apocalyptic wasteland very confusing. Seriously, I'm weirded out.
That's because you're a loser. You were a loser in the year 2000 and you're a loser in the year 4000.
Yeah, but in the year 3000, I had it all; friends, a low-paying job, a bed in a robot's closet. I envied no man, but you wrecked everything!
Quit standing up for yourself, Fry!
So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
You wish! You're in Los-Angeles!
But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns.
Exactly, you're in L.A.
But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
That's L.A. for you.
But the air is green and there's no sign of civilisation whatsoever.
He just won't stop with the social commentary.
And the people are all phoneys. No one reads. Everything has cilantro on it.
[last lines]
Can I have my old job back?
Why, I've forgotten why I haven't fired you.
Because he destroyed his business, his home and all his possessions!
Oh, that's right! Get lost! [pulls the lever and plants a floor trap on Fry]
S3Amazon Women in the Mood
I’m calling to negotiate a double date. You and me, Kif and Amy.
Forget it.
Then let the negotiations begin! I propose we go out on ten dates.
How about zero?
Nine.
Zero.
Seven.
Zero.
Eight.
Please, Leela? Kif’s like the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me.
Five, and that’s my final offer. Four!
One.
Two.
One half.
I’ll take it. We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.
Well, well, well. This looks to be one disturbingly erotic date.
Half-date.
Waiter, bring us a bottle of wine.
Half-bottle.
And some oysters on the half-shell.
Quarter-shell.
She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.
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