Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar, and I got all C's!
S2Put Your Head on my Shoulders
Cheers!
?"Woman"
[with five o'clock shadow] Cheers!
[seeing Sal meeting a prostitute] Bender, did you just round up our dates at the bus station?
Of Course Not!
Anybodys else for Nutley?
[Bender's customers get up and head for the door. Zapp's date also leaves.]
Baby, wait! You didn't show me your surprise.
Wait. You mean people will pay good money for romance? Hmm. I think I have a scheme so deviously clever that I -
[cut to a judge banging his gavel]
JJudge
$500 and time served.
[with a gold tooth] Stupid anti-pimping laws. Well, pay the man!
FFembot
Bender, honey, we love you.
Shut up, baby, I know it!
OK, Fry, we're done putting on the bra.
Why exactly did you shave your legs anyway? Are you expecting something to happen with your Valentine's date?
What business is it of yours?
And another thing: You're using an awful lot of make-up there.
This is deodorant.
What does it do?
Hey, I can get a date too. Now that I'm single, I'll attract all sorts of women!
With my body I think you might only attract one sort of woman.
Oh! Oh...
There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Can I live without it?
If you call that living.
I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me graft a laser cannon on your chest, to crush those who disobey you! But I guess we're just two different people.
Everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.
Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.
Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?
No, you didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
True. But, in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?
Yeah.
I guess so.
S2Raging Bender
Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!
Hermes has all the fun. Wait a second. He's got a brain slug on his head!
MUThe Masked Unit
[noticing Bender kicking the seat] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently kicking my seat.
[copies something what he's saying] Pardon me, sir, but you seem to be inadvertently...blah, blah, blah...
MUThe Masked Unit
Yes, that's the gist of what I said. Would you mind?
GFGeorge Foreman
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
RLRich Little (impersonating Howard Cosell)
No argument here.
GFGeorge Foreman
This seems as good a time as any to bring up my new grill for no reason. With its patented design, the fat drains directly into my mouth!
[With a brain-slug attached] Your mission today is to go to the Brain-Slug Planet.
What are we going to do there?
Just walk around not wearing a helmet.
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