AHAttila the Hun
Stop! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
“Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch” · Season 4
In this episode: Kif Kroker (4), Amy Wong (3), Zapp Brannigan (3), Philip J. Fry (2), Turanga Leela (2), Zoidberg (2), Bender (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here...
Also Zoidberg!
So let's open the gifts!
Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life! You all brought such wonderful gifts. But the greatest gift...
Mine!
...is the bond I share with my smizmar, Amy. For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.
That's so beautiful!
Spirit! Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.
Yes, I programmed it in for you. Four million lines of BASIC.
You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
We could but we won't. It's a spaceship, damn it, not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
ELEvil Lincoln
Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BACK!!!
Leela must have impregnated me when she grabbed my ungloved hand. That explains the poster in hygiene class: "No Glove, No Love".
Wow, this is all so confusing.
Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? [crying] Stop testing our love!
There goes my DNA. What a disgusting and beautiful process.
That's birth for you.
Well, we've given them a great start, Amy. And in 20 years they'll sprout legs and crawl back onto land as children.
I'll be ready then.
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