“Yo Leela Leela” quotes from Futurama

Sometimes you gotta choose between eating and reading, so they ate the books.

Doingg, don't lick things that don't wanna be licked.

But how do I know what to lick and what not to lick?

It's very simple.

[singing] If it's alive, don't lick it.

[also singing] Like a horse, a turtle or a cricket.

I like turtles!

Leela

Thanks, guys, but lets realistic. We all know that any TV show that's even slightly good gets cancelled. Sometimes two or three times.

I love eating vegetables. Don't you? They're like crunchy, green water.

I don't like 'em. They're icky-yucky!

Now, now, Garbly, if we don't eat our vegetables, we won't grow big and strong. Like Feffernoose.

I have to be big and strong to fight off the monsters. [does a spit-take] Did somebody say monsters?!

Oh, hello, Leela. I was just telling my friends how they shouldn't eat food off the floor. Should we sing a song about it?

Fry

[excitedly] Yes please!

I'm as sad as an upside-down smile.