Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

People, as you know, our young sons have become great successes in the very same field as us.

All right!

That's great!

Leela

That's good.

Naturally, we're humiliated.

Farnsworth

That's why we need you, our loyal crew, to make Planet Express eight-hundred-percent more profitable.

We'll start by slashing salaries. And this time, I mean REALLY slashing.

Leela

Uh, guys, I don't know how to tell you this... so I'll just let Fry blurt it out thoughtlessly.

[cheerfully] We don't work for you anymore!

[Hermes gasps]

Farnsworth

What?!

S3 The Route of All Evil

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Ah, beer. So many choices, and it makes so little difference.

How 'bout Löwbrau? It has dots.

Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst Blue Robot.

I can't drink that. The metal shavings make my throat bloody.

Wah, wah! Baby wants a Zima!

Leela

Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.

S3 The Route of All Evil

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[Sal digs up a VW bus in front of Fry and Bender]

What's that? One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?

No, it's an old Volkswagen van. [to Sal, shouting] Hey, Mister? Mind if I take this old van?

Sal

Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses.

Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before.

[Cut to Fry pushing the VW bus into Planet Express]

Leela

What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?

It's called a van, and in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin', I invite you to come a-knockin'!

S3 Bendin' in the Wind

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She just needs some gas.

Prof. Farnsworth

Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas. Petroleum preserves went dry in 2038.

Leela

Gas was an environmental disaster, anyway. Now we use alternative fuels.

Like what?

Leela

Whale oil. Bender, lift it up to the can opener.

Oh, no! I'm not going near it. Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.

Oh, right. Plus, the magnet screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.

What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? How ridiculous.

Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you, and nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.

OK, OK, I can do this. It's time to take life by the cans.

Leela

Come on!

You can do it!

Bender!

Go on, you dummy!

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,

Oh, no!

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,

'Cause the master's gone away.

S3 Bendin' in the Wind

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[As the gang are trying to escape via the Golden Gate Bridge]

Oh no! I forgot this is a hover-bridge!

Leela

And I forgot this isn't a hover-car!

Is any of that a problem?

Zoidberg

Not if you've lived a life without regret! [screams in terror]

S3 Bendin' in the Wind

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Leela

I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.

I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.

Prof. Farnsworth

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

S3 Time Keeps on Slippin

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So, Leela, how about a romantic ride in one of those swan boats? They're kinda dangerous, but I finally mastered them.

Leela

Those aren't swan boats, they're swans.

Oh. That explains these boat eggs.

S3 Time Keeps on Slippin

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Leela

All right, cool your jets, hot shot.

Come on, Leela. Why won't you go out with me? We both know there's something there.

Leela

No, I mean cool your jets. You're melting Bender's face.

S3 Time Keeps on Slippin

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[Fry walks to the window and presses his face against the glass. As the ship gets further away from the nebula Fry sees the stars around it form an "O" in a huge message that reads "I Love You, Leela".]

That's how I must have done it! I moved the stars themselves to write her a love note in the sky.

Leela

[on intercom] Detonation in three, two, one.

No!

[The doomsday device implodes and the nebula, the stars and Fry's message disappear. Fry stares at the empty void. Enter Leela and Bender]

Did you see it? Did you see it?

The explosion?