Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Leela

Oh, put down the binoculars, Fry. The wall of that strip club isn't going to collapse twice in one day.

Fry

I know, and I've grown to accept that.

Leela

I think the owner is from Cygnus 5.

Prof. Farnsworth

Cygnoids, in our block? Fie and foo! They should go back to where they came from!

Leela

Professor, please. Society is never gonna make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Now, let's go over there and make these hideous strangers feel welcome.

Prof. Farnsworth

No.

Leela

I don't mean to offend, but this tastes like vomit.

Thank you.

Leela

No, actually, I did mean to offend a little. This is awful.

Prof. Farnsworth

Why is your number 7/8?

Leela

All the whole numbers have been retired.

Leela

Bender, we're trying our best.

Bender

Your best is an idiot!

Leela

Impressive. Who's building it?

You.

Leela

Say again?

You are now slaves of the great Pharaoh Hermenthotip. Guards!

Fry

Call it a hunch but I've got a bad feeling about this.

Fry

You know what the worst thing about being a slave is? They make you work all day but they don't pay you or let you go.

Leela

That's the only thing about being a slave.

Bender

Step course for Earth! [evil laugh]

Leela

That's not Earth.

Bender

Oh.

Quick to the escape tunnels!

This way, dammit!

Zoidberg

Mmm, delicious! Just like stale marshmallows! [A cherry appears in front of him.] Ooh, and a cherry!

Fry

Hey! Watch out! [He gets eaten by Zoidberg]

Zoidberg

Uh oh.

Leela

Oh, my God. He ate Fry. Fry is dead!

Fry

Its OK. I had another guy.

Leela

Why did you bring us here?

Dr. Zoidberg

And why did I have to take a cab?

Fry

Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

Leela

I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!

Leela

Oh, I'm sorry. Now I'll axe you again. Where is the mi-cro-wave?

Sir, your wife is hysterical, so I'll address this to you. This oven is lightning-fast. It only takes five hours to cook a pot roast.

Prof. Farnsworth

Ooh, that's good news! You know, you don't cook enough roasts, Leela.

Prof. Farnsworth

[to salesman] Women!

Leela

Well, settle in. Without a microwave, we're stuck in this time period.

Prof. Farnsworth

Oh, Lord! We'll have to endure the horrible music of the Big Bopper, and then the terrible tragedy of his death.

Leela

Look, I miss Bender almost half as much as you do, but you can't bring him back this way! It's hopeless!

Fry

You can't give up hope just because it is hopeless! You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears, and go: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!"

Leela

Anything yet, professor?

Prof. Farnsworth

I'm afraid the Smelloscope can't locate Bender. His fragrance is too mild. It's being overwhelmed by local sources.

Dr. Zoidberg

Hooray! People are paying attention to me.