She just needs some gas.
Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas. Petroleum preserves went dry in 2038.
Gas was an environmental disaster, anyway. Now we use alternative fuels.
Like what?
Whale oil. Bender, lift it up to the can opener.
Oh, no! I'm not going near it. Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
Oh, right. Plus, the magnet screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? How ridiculous.
Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you, and nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
OK, OK, I can do this. It's time to take life by the cans.
Come on!
You can do it!
Bender!
Go on, you dummy!
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
Oh, no!
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
'Cause the master's gone away.
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