Bender quotes from Futurama

Bender

You, sir, have been outfoxed! I spent all night on that. It's clever.

Bender

Oh, your God! Fry and Leela were in a zoo!

Bender

You were in a zoo!

Bender

I failed at my life-long dream again. How can I be so bad at everything I try, and still be so great?

Bender

Polar bears don't burn! I've tried many times!

Bender

I'll stay here and be in charge of not dying.

Bender

[while watching Kif's birthing video] Life is disgusting.

Bender

Assay my shiny metal ass!

Leela

Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

Fry

Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.

Bender

Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.

Amy

Leela's gonna kill me.

Bender

No, she'll probably make me do it.

Hi, I'm Craterface. Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.

Bender

Better mascots than you have tried. [takes a swig of booze and jams the bottle in Craterface's eye]

At least I have my self-respect. [laughs, then sobs quietly]

Fry

Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets. [puts one on Bender's head]

Bender

Get it off! Get it off! GET IT--uh, oh. [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you...

Bender

Keep those things off me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.

Fry

So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?

Bender

Yep. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer...

Bender

[in his sleep] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all humans...

Fry

Bender, wake up!

Bender

Wh-uh? I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.

Fry

Where's the bathroom?

Bender

The bath what?

Fry

Bathroom.

Bender

The what room?

Fry

Bathroom!

Bender

The what what?

Fry

Never mind.

Bender

Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

Bender

Well I'm not doing it! It's a robot holiday.

Fry

Really? Which one?

Bender

Only Robanukkah, the holiest two weeks on the robot calendar.

Leela

Oh, come on, Bender. Last month it was "Robamadan" and before that "Robanza".

Fry

Man, that one was a blast!

Bender

It wasn't just "a blast". It was a sacred tribute to my ancestral prototypes which happened to take the form of a drinking contest.

Welcome to a very special human hunt! We have with us today a guest whose irrational hatred for humans makes me look like a human sympathizer!

A newly-arrived refugee from Earth, let's hear it for... Bender!

Fry

It's him! He's OK!

Bender

Death to humans!

Fry

Aww... It's good to hear his voice.